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heyitsnyixie · 3 hours
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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
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heyitsnyixie · 3 hours
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Wait until you find out that the frequency of cat purrs can help speed up physical healing and aid in the production of serotonin in humans
tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
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she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον
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heyitsnyixie · 3 hours
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thinking about how the world would be better if more people understood the differences between 'the author failed to tell the story they wanted to tell' and 'the author told the story they wanted to tell, but they told it badly' and 'the author told the story they wanted to, and they told it well, but it wasn't the story I wanted to read'
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heyitsnyixie · 3 hours
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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heyitsnyixie · 3 hours
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Anglo academics are to French what Weebs are to Japanese. Like, really? You don't think that there's an English word that can convey all of the subtleties of Écriture? You're sure it doesn't just mean "Writing"?
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heyitsnyixie · 4 hours
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How come everyone has orbs now??? What the fuck!!! I want an orb!!! How do I get an orb????????
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Seen in San Francisco
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heyitsnyixie · 4 hours
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You know that trope where the author is like the Small Appalachian Town Church is actually worshipping something Far More Ancient Than Christ? The implication being that Christ isn't real but this old Eldritch thing is real.
Like, who cares if some little holler town has a Real God. The Christians ran Europe for like a thousand years. I feel like your Eldritch Horror has to be scarier than the idea of the Borgias.
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heyitsnyixie · 7 hours
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Spot on 😆
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Rot in Piss, Joe. Thanks for fucking us over for a generation.
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heyitsnyixie · 7 hours
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Facts!🤭
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