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I Kin Kageyama
Hi, I'm Gecko, y'know, like the animal. I, too, miss social cues and get angry when things I'm passionate about don't go perfectly. I made this after not sleeping for 48 hours straight and I'm aiming for 72. This is my crackhead blog.
| 20 Cancer-Leo cusp | It/Its/Itself | Aegosexual | Nonbinary |
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EVERYONE STFU IM GONNA TELL YOU SOME BULLSHIT
Lions are ambush predators so keep your eyes on it or you're fucked
Moose are taller, faster, stronger and you're fucked especially if it has a baby with it, you're fucked
Hippos will attack you for fun, you're fucked
These ones are dead so yeah, probably would be less afraid of bones but if they were alive, even with their size, we don't know much of their hunting habits so my best guess is you're fucked
The iceberg won't do shit, these motherfuckers have been documented making waves to knock seals off so they can eat the seals, you're fucked
It depends on what kind of rats. Domesticated? I would love to hang out with them, try and see them boggle. Nondomesticated, city rats, I would rather cry and you're fucked.
Tigers are also ambush predators but they specifically aim for the neck, keep your eyes on them and your neck guarded or you're fucked
Polar bears will not give you any warning before charging and they don't even have to wait for you to surface for air. You're a walking meal to them, you're fucked.
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
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Adding to this because VERY OCCASIONALLY I will censor 'men' because I think it's FUNNY
It will be VERY CLEAR that I'm joking because I will write it mostly like "m- me- mxn"
Just so like... it's clear... anyone who censors words that contain "man" or "men" to anything like "xxn" that's TERF shit.
Any reference to women/womanhood that solely revolves around having a uterus or "womb" is TERF shit.
Any sentence where the OP says they support people being "trans identified" with quotes around ""transwomen"" or ""transmen"" is TERF shit.
I'm seeing a lot of you baby Tumblr gays out there not knowing what these specific TERF dogwhistles look like.
"Wombxxn" is an incredibly dumb way of spelling "woman" that treats the word "man" like a slur and also reduces women to their ability to give birth.
"Trans identified" is their way of saying "this person calls themselves trans, but I don't believe they are."
Saying "People should be allowed to identify however they wish, but we still need to protect women/children" IS TERF SHIT.
Learn to identify this garbage, because not all TERFs are going to spell out their intolerance for you. Some of them are going to try and seem reasonable and polite and normal, and it's fucking dangerous to our community.
Also unpack any internalized transphobia and your transmedicalism, because both those things will have you quickly siding with TERFs and bigots.
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The comedic value... I almost want to give it away
I won't though because watching people struggle is funny
this is funny
like really, really funny
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Typical "reblog for larger reach" here, I guess.
#With my anxiety?#Big cat no doubt#I'm so anxiety ridden without my meds#I once dreamt that I was being chased by a panther#I woke up and googled how to survive most big cat encounters#So yeah Im pretty sure I would do well with a big cat#Or an OC because they all have my trauma
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okay so this is not an ‘official’ metric by any scale but i am curious so i just bullshitted my own (explanation on levels under the poll)
level 1 - can’t tolerate horror at all, actively avoids it at all costs
level 2 - will watch a horror movie with friends/family if convinced but will definitely not enjoy it. screams at jumpscares and covers eyes at tense moments
level 3 - can occasionally consume horror media. very easily startles at jumpscares. usually feels anxious/paranoid afterward
level 4 - startles at jumpscares and generally feels uneasy after consuming horror media. avoids anything horror-related at night time
level 5 - jumpscares are less effective, but can still startle. feels anxious during tense moments. horror mostly causes unease only at night time
level 6 - has no problem consuming any kind of horror media alone at night. is largely unaffected by jumpscares. horror causes no feeling of fear or anxiety
#i actively enjoy horror and the feeling that horror gives me#but when I watch horror lets plays I always ALWAYS look for comments with timestamps for jumpscares#otherwise I will have major panic attacks#if I cannot FIND a comment like that I will MAKE that comment
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please give it a reblog even if you're not asexual, I'd really like to have a variety of votes for this one!!
#noncelibate ace who likes and makes sex jokes#my bf literally was like doing math out loud and he said “6 to the 9th” and I immediately started laughing#I just went “I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE”
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so I'm Canadian and I grew up ALWAYS taking my shoes off in the house. I watch a lot of American TV though and they almost never take their shoes off in the house, which for years I thought was just for convenience when filming, but I've learned that apparently some people actually do leave their shoes on???
anyway all this to say can you reblog this with where you're from and whether or not you take your shoes off in the house?
#It depends on who owns the house#In my house I can't wear shoes#the sensation of shoes on my feet in my house is just#i cant wear them#but if its ANYBODY ELSES HOUSE#unless its my best friend or my boyfriend#I will not take off my shoes unless they ask me to#I'm neurodivergent so maybe thats just me but it feels weird to take off my shoes when I dont know people really well
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And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!
If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)
#Im 20 rn#and I got my first phone when I was...#I think 14?#And it only had 5 G so I suffered#but my phone now is pink and has 128 G so Im living like a king
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Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly
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FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.
If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.
Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.
Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.
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if there’s one thing about gojo, its that he’s definitely the kind of guy whos hella excited to see barbie. although no one but you could get him to admit that, its true. so when you suggest to go to the premier, dressed up in all pink outfits, in true barbie & ken fashion, it doesn’t take much convincing. truth be told, he’d been hoping for you to ask him that since he knew the movie was coming out.
“come out babe we’re gna be late!” he yells out, checking the time on his watch. “be out in a sec” you yell back. the moment you walk out of the room, gojo understands why ken is as obsessed as he is with barbie. because fuck. the sight of you in the infamous pink cowgirl was enough to bring him to his knees in an instant. gojo is a man of great virtue, but god if his thoughts were aloud, you probably wouldn’t be able to look him in the eye ever again.
mirroring your outfit, he’s dressed up as cowboy ken, his white hair coming in clutch for tying the whole fit together. on you way there, he makes sure to remain by your side at all times, to let everyone know that you were taken because you, by yourself were enough to be a boy magnet. as the movie progresses you wonder why gojo would waste his money on the ticket, given his eyes remained plastered on you throughout the majority of the movie. “babe i gotta go to the mens room, gimme a sec will ya?” “oh yeah go ahead”
a ping from your phone brings your attention to gojos text message.
Toru 🤞
cause of death : gf too pretty 🤕
You
not you missing out on kens song for this 💀💀
also get off the nasty theatre washroom floor babe wth 😭
Toru 🤞
on WHAT. im coming brb
& its moments like these you remember why you fell in love with this big idiot. is he an absolute rock? yes. but you wouldn’t trade it for the world.
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