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I love my partner sooooooooooo much they are soooo hot and sexy
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I love my partner sooooooooooo much they are soooo hot and sexy
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we have our priorities straight
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hey i just watched across the spiderverse in imax and it was mayhaps one of the best movies i’ve ever seen. it’s a PERFECT movie. i’m not kidding it was actually perfect. you need to see it ASAP and you need to see it on the biggest screen available to you THIS IS SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME YOU HAV
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if I see anyone run a single scene of across the spiderverse though some ai to increase the frame rate I will peel them like string cheese
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the trans flag in gwen's room was the best start to pride month possible
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@todaysbird put a bunch of grackles on my dash so i made a meme
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I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
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The placebo effect would work on you (derogatory)
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I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)
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Bitch just rearranged my insides and started talking about snail watering cans 💜
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call my man caesar the way hes getting penetrated
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Uh hey sorry we teamed up and stabbed your boyfriend 23 times. Yeah no he's dead now sorry. But i brought a salad to cheer you up, i heard it's pretty good. Oh what's its name? It's uhhh its Caes-oh my god oh my fuck im so sorry please dont cry. Here, 23 holes in his body now you your other boyfriends can have an orgy
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happy ides of march everyone!!! my latin teacher dressed up caesar today and went around letting kids stab her with a squeaky rubber knife and being like et tu (insert name). she’s so festive
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