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playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes
every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.
so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™
and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players
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Cordwalles Junior School library, Surrey
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$700/mo 1 bd1 ba10 sqft18750 Wildflower Dr, Penn Valley, CA  OVERVIEW: Freshly painted wood with new Porsche door to complement the beautifully colored maple floor. Pets: Large dogs.   Zestimate: $3,334 mo. (Zillow thinks it’s worth over $3,000 mo.- what a bargain.)  How the hell is this even allowed?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18750-Wildflower-Dr-Penn-Valley-CA-95946/19445420_zpid/?
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PORCO ROSSO 1992 • dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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hematite2 · 24 days
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This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves
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her pronouns are HE/HIM
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hematite2 · 27 days
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leave your laundry on the floor for them
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hematite2 · 27 days
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hi do y'all mind if i misuse this blog entirely for a second. idk why i'm asking i don't actually care they found a new snake it's a New Snake we didn't know about this snake before!!!!
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Its Mărțișor and I looked cute with the ribbons this time
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It’s 10:10 am on February 16th.
Kyle MacLachlan & David Lynch | Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
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5 more years
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The Terminator (1984) dir. James Cameron
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Hurry! It’s time!
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