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The snacks I've been hoarding for the past month in preparation for Taylor's album release. (the food bank gave us those 4 cookies today tho)
#i was NOT hoarding the little baggie of cookies for a month fyi#bethy gave me the pocky cuz she hates strawberry#when she gets herself seaweed she gives me some#the DIPS crackers & peaches all came from the food bank at different times since February
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Here it is!
Also, I just made rice in the lemony juices left behind!
The food bank gave us a bag of Alaskan Pollock! I'm about to marinate fish and then cook it in the rice cooker!
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Chapters: 1/1 POSTED!
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
Characters: Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shang Qinghua
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Humor, Drama, Social Media, Crack Treated Seriously, Flirting, Innuendo, Mild Language
Series: Part 13 of SVSSS Fics
Summary:
Shang Qinghua discovers that the System can allow them to use social media and brings a strange trend to Shen Qingqiu's attention. Would Luo Binghe peel an orange for him?
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btw I AM doing it.
It's at 3K words so far, and even has some pictures! I'm working on finding recipes for stuff so I can test them out in the rice cooker.
The food bank gave us a bag of Alaskan Pollock! I'm about to marinate fish and then cook it in the rice cooker!
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The food bank gave us a bag of Alaskan Pollock! I'm about to marinate fish and then cook it in the rice cooker!
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So, ppl are leaking TTPD on Twitter and finally, after hours, one swiftie decided to join in by making a similar link and attaching a virus to it to punish anyone who clicks the link. I've already seen some screenshots of ppl laughing as others panic about how they can't get some shit off their phones or laptops or can't even shut them down.
And honestly, it's deserved.
"Karma is the thunder rattling your ground. Karma's on your scent like a bounty hunter. Karma's gonna track you down, step by step from town to town."
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I need you to understand...
this that guy...
and this guy...
Are voiced by the same dude.
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Welp. I had 20 pulls and lost the 50/50 to Bailu. I don't think there's going to be any chances to get enough pulls to try and get Aventurine in the next 20 days, so I guess I'm fucked.
#wanted luocha but chose to hold off in case i won the 50/50 for aventurine#but look at what happened#honkai star rail#aventurine#hype = dead
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F*ck My Life Sideways
The good news is that I finally got all the parts to fix my Acer Nitro 5. The bad part is that the charging port needs to be soldered in.
So, I used a tiny bit of electrical tape to anchor it, but that is not a permanent fix. I need to take it to a computer repair shop. I just can't afford it right now.
My laptop is my gateway to life. I am disabled and homebound and don't go anywhere. So now I am grounded for the unforeseeable future.
Every time I try to save money, it blows up in my face.
@helly-watermelonsmellinfellon I tried. Now I'm going to go have myself a good cry
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OMG
I was going through my posts and saw this and CLOUD RETAINER HAS TAKEN ON A NEW HUMAN STUDENT!
Prior to 2.4
Cloud Retainer(Anemo - Catalyst):
1 Human Cryo Student - Shenhe -Polearm
1 Half-Adeptus/Half-Human Cryo Student - Ganyu - Bow
Streetward Rambler(???Hydro??? her human outfit looks like it has fins & scales):
1 Human Pyro Student - Xiangling - Polearm
1 Half-Adeptus/Half-Human Pyro Student - Yanfei - Catalyst
Then, in 3.4
Streetward Rambler(???Hydro??? her human outfit looks like it has fins & scales):
+1 Human Dendro Student - Yaoyao - Polearm
Now, we're nearing 4.4
Cloud Retainer:(Anemo)
Will she get +1 Human ??? Student??? soon?
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Chapters: 1/1 POSTED!
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Nie Huaisang/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Characters: Nie Huaisang, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Nie Mingjue, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Flirting, Humor, Drama, CQL/Donghua/Novel Mix, Explicit Language, Fluff and Angst, Feelings, Self-Worth Issues
Series: Part 6 of MDZS Rare Pairs
Summary:
It didn't take as much effort as one might think, for Wei Wuxian to earn Nie Huaisang's undying loyalty and regard.
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My Period: *is a week late*
Me, a Virgin: OH NO! I’M PREGNANT! I DON’T WANT KIDS!
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Funny Story 3
If you ever think that you’re greedy…
The summer of my 6th year of life, I had a period of cash need. And I knew my only source of income, was if I lost a tooth. My mom gave me a lot of money and even more if it had a silver cap!
So there was a month in the early summer, where I ‘lost’ a tooth every Sunday and I amassed a lot of money too.
Unfortunately, all of my incisors on the top, were gone, leaving the canines and molars and so on. My mom took to calling me her ‘toothless wonder cutie’. I suffered toothless mayhem for several months, all because of my greed.
Let’s just say, I had all of adult teeth before I turned 8.
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I fully believe Blade could pull off Lyney's outfit, but Lyney would look like a failed emo kid if he tried to dress like Blade.
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So this person on YouTube is stealing Fem!Naruto/Sasuke fics, feeding them into an AI reader and them posting them as videos and taking credit for them in the comments.
The video on the bottom right is my fic.
There are MANY stolen fics here and I got an automated message warning me about it and had to, once again, file a DMCA.
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what's good bitch remix but 12 minutes
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