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Disney Descendants + Text Posts: The Next Gen Villain Squad
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Ok but Ben during “Chillin Like a Villain” is me when people try to teach me to dance
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Mal: Anyone ever tell you you've got anger issues?
Jay: I prefer the term "leadership skills."
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Hera stole all of Percy’s memories except for Annabeth and Mean Girls quotes.
(Nico is the only one who notices.)
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Nico: Your mom seems so nice, Percy.
Percy: She killed a man once.
Nico: Even better.
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everything’s the same except riptide is a fidget spinner instead of a pen
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Will: I thought happiness starts with H but why does mine start with U?
Nico: You have Dyslexia, babe
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everything is the same, but Octavian is an angry eight year old who lost a game of CoD
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everything is the same except when piper sings to the snake guys in boo, it’s leo singing despacito instead
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[while preparing to fight the pirates]
Lonnie: Good responses for getting stabbed with a sword?
Evie: Rude.
Carlos: Not again.
Jay: Are you gonna want this back?
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Uma: I am the sea guardian, guardian of the sea.
Harry: Poseidon quivers before her!
Uma: FUCK OFF!
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mal: what are you doing
evie, surrounded by the 300 kids from the isle she adopted: building a family
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Mal: I just got into Auradon today, and as soon as I stepped out of the car, the air hit my eyes, and they would not stop watering.
Mal: So I went to the doctor. I thought it was gonna be allergies.
Mal: BUT PLOT TWIST!
Mal: Depression.
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Jane: Did you know manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?
Carlos: Really?
Jane: Brutal, isn’t it?
Audrey: I think we should change the name.
Jay: To what?
Mal: Inadverdant Life Ending.
Carlos: Unintentional Snuffout?
Jane: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Murder.
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Mal: I guess we're just not going to have a Menorah during Chanukah this year.
Carlos: What?! N-n-no-no-not have a Menorah during Chanukah!?
Evie: What're we gonna light now!?
Carlos: We want a divorce!
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Jay: You’re going to ace this test.
Carlos: [stressed out] You think that because you love me. And love has made you dumb.
Jay: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Carlos: That was big. I was really proud of you.
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