I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.
And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”
And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”
And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”
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*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy
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Why everybody keep talking about Feb 14th.. Whats going on?
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The fuck is going on right now
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Hits you with a spell that makes all the girls on your hentai hoodie come to life and they beat you to death
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dear santa i want a 6’3 boyfriend with brown hair and blue eyes
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*wears a gigantic t-shirt* the shape and size of my body is a secret :-)
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every cat in the world is my valentine
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