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april is going to be my year for real
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michael imperioli is always posting on that damn instagram story like don't you have a job?! bitch you are 60
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this is what happened to me after giving a fuck
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*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys
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orchard.nyc
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WOKE coen brothers movies
o SISTER where art thou
no country for old THEM
a serious WOMAN
farGAY
the BI lebowski 
hail caesar
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"i dont want topless women or leather daddies at pride" then why are you going. like be really fucking serious why are you going
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i think tjerefore i shrink -Tiny renee descartes
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i think lorde's talking heads cover was bad. sorry
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3d snoopy stickers
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making doilies is a useless hobby because i have all these pretty things and not enough flat surfaces to put them on
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sad bc trader joe's bulgogi is pretty mid😔 i also didn't add anything special to it but like it should be able to stand on its own. maybe if i had some green onions...
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i... am... not... depressed!!! my telekinesis halfheartedly shoves a couple things around the room
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it gets better
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In the winter I don’t have a body so when the spring comes it’s hard but then by summer I say okay fine I have a body and I throw it into water and feel better
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