u call it being delusional i call it manifesting

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

Vintage Sailing

© Ryan Canty

hey boy you look so good in makeup. now cry

Monday // Tom Odell 

Jonathan is living in a nightmare yet the one thing that almost made him break was losing his mirror thus being unable to shave

this after a whole paragraph of just being mildly freaked out by the fact that dracula does not have a reflection??? truly the most british protagonist

what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together

Speaking of divorce does anyone want to have a divorce with me

death will not do us part you stupid cunt

collecting these like funky little bugs..................

do you like milfs so much because you have mommy issues

can’t a dyke wanna fuck an older woman without freud showing up in their ask box

“In my opinion, camp is simply a matter of doing things as if you are doing them. Diving into a swimming pool? Throw your arms heavenward and give it the full Esther Williams treatment. When you dive into a pool as if you are diving into a pool, as opposed to executing an earnest quotidian plop, the result is magical—that pool is transformed from a grody Band Aid–strewn chlorine bath into a veritable LAGOON! Smoking a cigarette? Perform the action as if you are a French existentialist.” — Simon Doonan, Transformer: A Story of Glitter, Glam Rock & Loving Lou Reed

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That's just so neat!

This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.