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tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

im physically incapable of pushing this out of my head

gamers flirting r like Hey i put our beds next to each other in mined craft

today in class the professor said “it’s generally pretty hit or miss” and my entire body instantly tensed. my heart stopped. from across the room I heard a hushed “I guess they never miss huh” and I wanted to attack them like a rabid dog

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

date someone who loves your belly

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

Yeah that’s fair

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

in this essay i won’t

Some of you never watched Avatar The Last Airbender and learned its life lessons as a kid and it shows