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imagine ur getting jumped by flat earthers and one of them say fuck it take him to the edge
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Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad
But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny
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A LITTLE BIT OF FEAR AT NEW EXPERIENCE IS A SIGN OF GROWTH. MONOTONY IS DEATH BEFORE DEATH AND THE UNEXPECTED IS A BLESSING. ANYWAY, SORRY I CARBONATED YOUR BLOOD, THE SPELL WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
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“don’t make me tap the sign” meme where the sign says “developing an elaborately justified hatred of an internet celebrity over their perceived minor failings is also a parasocial relationship“
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So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.
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Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands
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networking this, emails that, linkedin this. maybe I don’t want to.
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The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness 夢と狂気の王国 dir. Mami Sunada
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My employer reading my work experience off my resume
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gilmore girls meme: [06/09] scenes/moments | lorelai enters the cafe after spending the night with luke (5.03)
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hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then
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