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hawkeyedtumblr · 4 years ago
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I hope to one day possess the sexual presence of Marlene Dietrich to be able to give someone a look that says “I do not know if we have had sex. But by the end of the night we shall have done so.”
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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So PETA basically polluted a source of clean drinking water by dumping dead animal flesh into it.
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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Some of yall asking for a women’s MITB match? Yeah no. I’m not down for watching Bailey fall off a twenty foot ladder to the floor and lay there crumpled and fucking broken for ten minutes.
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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Hey motherfuckers TOP FUCKING TIP: not all LGBT folks have a firm grasp on their sexuality and thinking that makes them either homophobic or less queer MAKES YOU A HUGE FUCKING TWAT.
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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Imagine Trappist1 d and e both have sentient life. They evolve at the same times, roughly, and both are able to create radio. Two young people from both planets begin contact. They talk to each other, get to know each other, fall in love, but they can never even meet because ACTUAL SPACE forbids it. Imagine this happening all across both worlds. Imagine this spurring on a shared desire for space flight and technology. Imagining two whole worlds uniting in figuring out spaceflight to PROVE LOVE.
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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Addendum: Your coffee order is not the strangest I have heard. No need to comment on it.
pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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Wow fuck that finish
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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The Brian Kendrick/CJ Perkins angle was done better a war ago with Sammy Zayne and Adrian Neville
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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The pop for that table slot was deafening
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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One guess where I am
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hawkeyedtumblr · 5 years ago
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me @ 2016: only two months left you asshole what else you got 2016: clowns have some f uckign clowns you piece of shit fuck you
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hawkeyedtumblr · 6 years ago
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Dude sad thing is I have two guys who walk into my dunkin donuts goin’ to work who look to be about that kid’s age.
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Saddening how being a brown or black boy automatically makes you a grown man or threat in the cops’ eyes. #Hate it!
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hawkeyedtumblr · 6 years ago
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Still fancy that cup of soup, now?
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hawkeyedtumblr · 6 years ago
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Obviously not educated in it, but why does Cote Divoire use the Irish Tri-Color?
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hawkeyedtumblr · 6 years ago
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To be fair, Sanders fans know all about the Spoiler Effect. As pointed out in the third debate, I believe, he flat out retold the story of how he was spoiled /by the Democrat/ in his first ever election for public office.
Also last point, to the people calling me a liar about how a possible third-party run by Sanders could split the Dem vote in half and thus give Trump the presidency, i give you my examples i presented:
1912 election:
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Roosevelt quits the Republican Party and joins the Progressive Party, Roosevelt, a former Republican with Republican leaning views, splits the GOP vote and Democrat Woodrow Wilson wins most of the electoral votes as a result. (this was even in a time when the GOP dominated the presidency until FDR, Woodrow wouldn’t have won without the split vote.)
1968 election:
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George Wallace, a Democrat, leaves the Democratic party and attracts southern Democrats who had segregationist views to his third-party run. Look how close the vote was between the Dems and the GOP, the Democrats barely lost the vote to Nixon because of the third-party Wallace run and his millions of third party votes away from the GOP.
2000 election:
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Very, very tight election race between Gore and Bush, but it was made worse when Nader attracted liberal voters away from the Democrats, Nader was on the ballot in 43 states and DC, and he made enough of an impact to lessen the Democrat’s vote against the GOP, Gore’s popular vote was not enough to win as many people in those 43 states voted Nader instead of aiding the Democrat vote.
So yeah, call me a corporate, paid-by-Hillary crony or whatever the fuck you wanna call me, but this is just basic history and this is no conspiracy bullcrap, it’s just basic truth. :/
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hawkeyedtumblr · 6 years ago
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It always feels a little weird that people talk about “refugees” coming to “take over America”. Isn’t that what we literally fucking did to the Native Americans?
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