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Orgasmic getaway sex toy giveaway — $1,500 grand prize, 80+ prizes!
Embark on a pleasure vacation 🌴🌊 with the largest sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done, featuring 80+ prizes and a grand prize package worth over $1,500!
Get away from it all — with orgasms. 🍹
Enter now!
Giveaway ends 11/5.
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harpotho · 5 years
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i’ve finally combined my two passions - incredible christmas jumpers and terrible dancing
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harpotho · 5 years
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Before the campaign starts, individually tell each person that they’re secretly a double agent infiltrating the main group and is working for the villains and it’s going to be a huge plot twist in the story. Give them a cue on when to reveal that they’re evil. When you give the cue, everyone will reveal they were a double agent working for the same people so there was no group to infiltrate.
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harpotho · 5 years
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You’re walking in the woods There’s no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot it:
FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLE
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harpotho · 5 years
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Dear people planning to move to pillowfort:
As someone not involved in the development of pillowfort but am a web developer, I think you should lower your expectations, but not for the reason you think.
Pillowfort is a baby. A newborn. A smol bab. If you were here during the early days of Tumblr, think of that. 
Pillowfort simply cannot be the immediate solution to your woes. It needs to be nurtured and cared for to become a mature and happy adult. 
If you want Pillowfort to work, they’ll need feedback, advice, bug reports, etc. This is a chance to make Pillowfort the Ao3 of Fanfiction.net. It’s not gonna happen overnight, you need to give it time and love and it’ll get there. 
If you don’t want to pay money to get into the beta, that’s ok. It will be open to the public soon enough and you won’t have to pay a dime. Their financial model moving forward sounds good (a subscription fee for super extra features), but even an Ao3 model would work swell for them probably. 
We’re living in an interesting time on the internet. Governments across the world are cracking down on content and yet community run websites are starting to thrive more and more. 
Tumblr once upon a time was what Pillowfort is today, but this time, let’s make sure Pillowfort can stay independent from mega corporations. 
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harpotho · 5 years
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I’ve Survived Every Bad Day I’ve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!
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harpotho · 5 years
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tis the season
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harpotho · 5 years
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how to determine the gender of my nipples
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harpotho · 5 years
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“here are some alternates to tumblr! like newgrounds or pixiv" yall just, straight up stopped suggesting sites even remotely similar to tumblr and are just saying random shit now. guys lets all move to the comments section of youtube
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harpotho · 5 years
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reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:
don’t understand twitter
don’t understand twitter
posts are in chronological order
spite
no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
mega spite
 like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
Direct Contact with the Memes
god, wht the fuk even is twitter
they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie
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harpotho · 5 years
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Nerdy Fact #1434: Wonder Woman was originally based on two women: the wife of creator William Marston and one of his former students that both he and his wife had sexual encounters with. 
(Source.)
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harpotho · 5 years
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Me and my “female presenting nipples” kindly ask you to fuck off
#TITTY PROTEST
The new Tumblr policy is harmful to a lot of Tumblr users (sex workers, artists, fandom, WOMEN…),  threatens freedom of expression and, as users start to leave, ultimately the viability of tumblr as a social network.
FREE THE TITTY ! Our bodies aren’t NSFW. Art isn’t inherently NSFW. It’s only sexual if the user intends it to be so. And even if they do THAT’S OKAY TOO!  
✨ Read more about the protest here & join us ! ✨
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harpotho · 5 years
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Dear people planning to move to pillowfort:
As someone not involved in the development of pillowfort but am a web developer, I think you should lower your expectations, but not for the reason you think.
Pillowfort is a baby. A newborn. A smol bab. If you were here during the early days of Tumblr, think of that. 
Pillowfort simply cannot be the immediate solution to your woes. It needs to be nurtured and cared for to become a mature and happy adult. 
If you want Pillowfort to work, they’ll need feedback, advice, bug reports, etc. This is a chance to make Pillowfort the Ao3 of Fanfiction.net. It’s not gonna happen overnight, you need to give it time and love and it’ll get there. 
If you don’t want to pay money to get into the beta, that’s ok. It will be open to the public soon enough and you won’t have to pay a dime. Their financial model moving forward sounds good (a subscription fee for super extra features), but even an Ao3 model would work swell for them probably. 
We’re living in an interesting time on the internet. Governments across the world are cracking down on content and yet community run websites are starting to thrive more and more. 
Tumblr once upon a time was what Pillowfort is today, but this time, let’s make sure Pillowfort can stay independent from mega corporations. 
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harpotho · 5 years
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Enter your URL into this site to see if your blog has content that warrants permanent deletion
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