Okey dokes

All of my Kinktober fics are uploaded, and a few of my pre-Kinktober fics, too. I also opened the ask box so that I can be yelled at for my sins. Enjoy.

Milk and Honey

Pairing: Catherine/Rhea

Rating: E

Description: Rhea tries out a spell on herself. Catherine uncovers some emotional damage she didn't know she had.

Rules and Regulations (And How To Break Them So The Archbishop's Sexy Advisor Will Get Mad)

Pairing: Seteth/Manuela

Rating: M

Description: “It’s impossible to conduct business as usual when you’re dressed like...”

There it was. Manuela prided herself on being a respectable woman, but if it was Seteth that was putting her down...it was kinda hard to resist. He had that commanding voice, that stern demeanor. It drove her nuts. “Dressed like what, Seteth? Please, enlighten me.”

Seteth placed his hands on his desk, taking a deep breath. “Professor Manuela...you test my patience.”

The Palm of Her Hand

Pairing: Rhea/Reader, Rhea/Byleth

Rating: M

Description: You have a weird dream about Rhea.

Emile, Emile

Pairing: Jeritza/Mercedes

Rating: M

Description: He held her like Emile did, said her name like Emile did. Even after all those years, she remembered.

Tulips

Pairing: Ashe/Dedue

Rating: E

Description: Dedue grows some seeds for Ashe. Said seeds are a little strange.

shut your dirty mouth

Pairing: Hubert/Mercedes

Rating: E

Description: Mercedes shows Hubert another new spell she's learned.

Silver Snow, Silver Scales

Pairing: Catherine/Rhea

Rating: E

Description: Catherine and Rhea's anniversary approaches, and Rhea starts acting strangely.

Taking Care of Business

Pairing: Marianne/Hilda

Rating: E

Description: Of course Marianne had forgotten to take her blockers, and of course Hilda was out shopping when her heat came, because those were just the kinds of things that happened to her.

it’s called fashion. look it up

Pairing: Dorothea/Hilda

Rating: T

Description: Dorothea buys Hilda a gift. They both continue to deny their attraction for each other.

[Sequel to Lending a Hand but with even less action than the first time!]

In My Head

Pairing: Catherine/Rhea

Rating: E

Description: After taking some of Rhea's blood, Catherine experiences a strange new bond with Rhea.

(Sequel to To Live Forever, but can be read as a stand-alone.)

Big Boys

Pairing: Raphael/Caspar

Rating: T

Description: It's measuring day, and Caspar hasn't gotten any taller.

Next Time

Pairing: Catherine/Rhea

Rating: E

Description: Sometimes, Catherine wanted to ask what lead Rhea to a profession like that, but Rhea probably wouldn’t have answered. She didn’t talk much about herself besides shallow things—her favorite foods, her favorite poems, and inevitably, what she liked in bed. The most Catherine knew about her outside life was that Rhea only did sex work to cover what her day job couldn’t.

Catherine wondered if she even had a last name.

What Are Friends For?

Pairing: Felix/Ingrid/Sylvain

Rating: M

Description: Felix realizes some things in a very inopportune situation.

Dad Bod

Pairing: Seteth/Claude

Rating: E

Description: Claude Riegan: thanks for the lecture notes! and the dick pic. it’s a little blurry though lol were your hands shaky or smth? nice abs btw

Seteth looked at the messages he sent. Maybe it was a coincidence that Claude said something like that. Maybe it was just another crude joke that Seteth could dismiss and scold Claude for, or maybe Seteth had sent one of those pictures he accidentally took of his finger that somehow managed to look like a dick picture, or maybe anything had happened other than him sending his student a picture of his schlong.

But, no. That was exactly what happened.

Tattered Overcoat

Pairing: Caspar/Dorothea

Rating: M

Description: Caspar has gotten a few more scars over the years.