he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal
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“Intriguing and yet unintelligible to the average person.” So true bestie. Also ouch.
Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out
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Come on! This is too easy. You're making these up just so you can make jokes.
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Girls…are like strawberries
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guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?
guy who lives near a construction site:
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Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:
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can we be friends
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His yucky face is my favourite thing ever
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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
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for the record, I'm not going to act like I've been betrayed by the Watcher boys. I'm not entitled to see their work for free if they don't want to do that.
But I do think this is a really stupid idea with a longstanding precedent as a really stupid idea
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Lmao get filtered
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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.
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the bravest person in the world
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We’re Leaving YouTube
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