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hamwhack · 5 years
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y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 
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grown ass adults every time a disney sequel gets released: leave your kids at home 👏🏼👏🏼 this one’s for the 90s babies 💯💯💯 i will literally beat the SHIT out of any child i see in the theater 👊🏼😤👊🏼
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Hamilton: An American Musical, Act 2
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You took our peoples as slaves but aren’t taking refugees. 
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hamwhack · 5 years
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youre insecure
dont know what for
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relatable
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also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell
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hamwhack · 6 years
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hamwhack · 6 years
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where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”
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hamwhack · 6 years
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i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is
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hamwhack · 6 years
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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
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EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
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CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
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NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
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hamwhack · 6 years
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cupcake wars
florian: this cupcake was okay. not very good. the texture was not at all something i wanted in my mouth, and your flavors did not harmonize. this cupcake is a mess.
candice: i really enjoyed your decorations, but i do think that (flavor a) overpowered (flavor b). i didn’t taste much of a balance. the cake was also a bit dense for me.
guest judge, shoving the rest of the cupcake into their mouth: i tHoUgHt iT wAs gOoD
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