So you know of other fairytale-theme school medias?

oh yeah, there's a few! the one I was thinking of specifically was Ever After High; I was mostly into the dolls, but I also really liked the webseries and the Shannon Hale novels! Apple was my definitely my favorite. 🍎

we see a lot of “dragon courting a very confused human” i want more of “human who is very enthusiastically trying to fuck a dragon who has no idea what’s going on”

human who keeps showing up in very revealing clothes and sitting really close to the dragon and talking kinda quietly and touching them, perhaps excessively. human social rules make no sense what are they doing. why are they doing that.

the dragon’s other human friend explains it and it only makes it more confusing. diplomatic meetings are not at all an appropriate place for that kind of talk. it’s not even remotely mating season. why would they- what do you mean humans don’t have one??

you mean they just- all the time- oh my god

Link in bio. What will he learn?

can persephone please catch a break cuz that’s twice now she hasn’t been able to raise her kids due to divine fuckery 🫠

Now, no disrespect to my girl Miss Aphrodite...BUT SHE NEEDS TO GET TF OUT THE WAY, CUZ I'M GONNA TREAT HIM RIGHT!!!

wake up vro

going through the hades 2 stuff and im sorry but i just have to ramble a second because look at Hephaestus

he's not just a wheelchair user but also an amputee. an above knee amputee. wheelchair users are already next to nonexistant in video games but amputees exist in this really...disheartening? spot where they're pretty much just reduced to "person with a cybernetic limb" - it's always just somewhere from "just a cool visual design" to flat out "superpower". I can't think of a video game amputee that is actually disabled by their limb differences - I'm all for futuristic worlds where prosthetics and other disability aids are far advanced from what they are now, but that's not really what's implied by these designs. They're just... Cool designs that in no way reflect on the real-world experience of being an amputee.

Look at Hephaestus, though. Look at that prosthetic. Whilst stylised it very much looks like it functions like common mechanical knees - knee bends when thigh is lifted, knee straightens when thigh is lowered. He's a wheelchair user as well as a prosthetic user - every prosthetic user I know is also a wheelchair user as a prosthetic is not usable in every occasion and also cause exhaustion and pain if used constantly.

Whilst we can't see much of his wheelchair the position he's sat in and the wheels very much evoke active wheelchair to me - this carries on to very specifically the thickness of his arms. Whilst a lot of Hades designs are muscular Hephaestus has very noticeably thick arms - which makes sense, as active wheelchairs require a lot of arm strength.

Just overall this design is making me want to cry - he's not just an actual wheelchair user in a video game, he's a realistic depiction of an amputee, a disability usually brushed over in order to give a character a fun design quirk and nothing else. He's fat and he's hot and he's a realistic depiction of an above knee amputee. Oh my god. Oh my god?

HEPHASTEUSSSSSS! RAAAAAAGH!

I've been seeing all the new stuff for hades 2 and it's been gorgeous, but PLEASE HERA. PLEASE LET HERA BE IN HADES 2 IM BEGGING. GIVE US THE QUEEN. ZEUS FUVK OFF

The ONLY way I want him in the game is if Asterius is coming with him

If I play hades 2 and theseus shows up again I'm going to scream I fucking hate him so much. stupid fucking boss not even a difficult one I just hate how annoying he is. If I play this game and see him I'm deleting the game and pretending it doesnt exist

Big day for all bisexual who are obsessed with greek mythology

Bisexuality is back on the menu

I’m starting to notice a new trend in the types of fictional men I’ve recently been attracted to

…can you tell?

APHRODITE AREIA!?!?

okay so since it's confirmed that Hestia's portrait is temporary let it be known that i am manifesting plus sized Hestia so much.

damn i love how aphrodite has the same battle paint as ares now 🥺🥺

I'm sorry but this is SENDING ME (you are 100% correct in every word you said)

I need to be pounded in the ass while the belly slam and bounce off my back and when he's done he just lays all of his weight on top of me and fall asleep snoring