listen i know laios is pronounced laius but i will never not pronounce it louse like a tongue eating louse. sue me
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when i was in high school one time we were on a school trip and i forgot to mask so i addressed everyone as everypony. one of my bravest moments
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why does no one ever talk about my dad wrote a porno its literally the funniest podcast ever
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if they dont bring operetta into the next monster high gen im killing myself. if they make her a weird elvis themed character again im killing myself. its a slippery slope for operetta fans like me
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im retconning gaglug being sired by beelzebub + a consort bc i think itd be funny if satan(+lucifer) and beelzebub were like an old monogamous married couple. this also has the added bonus of them having a ironically normal ass family with their 4 demon kids
still debating if i should give them a fifth kid thats actually conceived from both of them. well see
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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny
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Sex shouldn’t be possible or legal
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i see no difference, love is love
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WHAT THE HELL
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the yaoi in paradise lost is addictive
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You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.
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ough just finished the rough draft of my 86 page play 👍👍🪦☠️💀
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Girl you cannot “reclaim phrenology”
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little gay clown with 400 disorders
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tall girls and fat girls are hot because there’s more girl per girl, t hat is my opinion at least..
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so fucking evil that i don’t have the jagged pointy cartoon teeth that fit together like triangles. i deserve them
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