Girl, the meek better start inheriting the earth faster, because what the fuck is this

Dashboard simulator

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when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

are you ok with people saying smash to your pics

go right ahead i think it’s fun

Yeah man let me open wayneradiotv on google maps

smiling through it all can't believe this is my life

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thinking more about authorial insecurity in fiction... it truly is frustrating to me when an author is clearly ashamed of their own premises, or is preemptively responding to imagined criticism. this is where you get a lot of unfunny humor about how stupid genre conventions are and how Unrealistic fantastical/speculative elements are. like ultimately the reason that authors undercut and overexplain their own works is because they're insecure about audience reaction and want to get ahead of the haters by proclaiming that they're Not Cringe. this will not work because I, the ultimate hater, will eventually find them and make one million posts about how much I despise irony poisoning

guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me

Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

Commission I've been working on. Colors altered for public release.

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.