any other historians hate ancestry.com with a burning passion

Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did

thid is so fucking important everyone look look !! horse

horse boy gawain

hello????

thinking about the orkneys makes me want to do art so bad but unfortunately all my creative energies have been focused on sewing little felt animal dolls and then meticulously hand sewing historical clothing for them to wear. for months ive been doing this. i dont know why

what if your brothers stupid hot boyfriend who youve been stalking finally penetrated you but it was with a sword and you died. this also happened to my buddy agravaine

what if you lived in a society with strict and sometimes absurd rules regulating what behavior was honorable . and your perfect older brother was so good at it the best at it even but you just didnt get it because the rules dont make sense and theyre stupid and its not fair that he can play the game so well and you cant. and everyone hates you and calls you a piece of shit because you arent good at following the Rules like your brother and his stupid piece of shit boyfriend. and then you find out that the boyfriend is Breaking The Rules really seriously and you tell your brother and hes like shut up about it, just let him break the rules and get away with it. but your younger brother agrees that its fucked up and you should expose him so you do and everyone forever is like youre evil for this and everyone that died as a result is because of you. and you deserved to be killed by this guy for showing that he broke the rules. this happened to my buddy agravaine

what if you lived in a society with strict and sometimes absurd rules regulating what behavior was honorable . and your perfect older brother was so good at it the best at it even but you just didnt get it because the rules dont make sense and theyre stupid and its not fair that he can play the game so well and you cant. and everyone hates you and calls you a piece of shit because you arent good at following the Rules like your brother and his stupid piece of shit boyfriend. and then you find out that the boyfriend is Breaking The Rules really seriously and you tell your brother and hes like shut up about it, just let him break the rules and get away with it. but your younger brother agrees that its fucked up and you should expose him so you do and everyone forever is like youre evil for this and everyone that died as a result is because of you. and you deserved to be killed by this guy for showing that he broke the rules. this happened to my buddy agravaine

god thinking about how gawain refused to believe that his brothers were dead until they showed him the bodies. that was so fucked up . that was so fucked up

heartbroken to learn that 28.9 percent of my followers are wretched laundry perverts

honestly living in camelot is not that great like you guys love to romanticize it but as someone who lives here it low key sucks. the public transit system is so bad bc trains and buses dont exist yet and the rent is crazy high. “oh but the culture” what culture? the tournament scene? watching some random relative of gawain get unseated by some random relative of lancelot every three weeks is not culture its barely entertainment. and dont get me started on the tourists

#vent #personal #no hate im just so sick of squires posting about going to camelot and making their fortune #not gonna happen and dont move here #ur driving up cost of living 🙄

of course you have a full suit of armour both marking you as the romantic ideal of masculinity and obscuring your body so completely that your sex loses importance when signifying your gender and class. and pronouns

its so important for new fans to be aware that gawain is a fake toxic bitch . and this is good and we love this for him. but if uve only read sgatgk i have to tell you that he would be soo nice to ur face and then talk shit about you to guinevere. he cares so deeply and tries to be a good and kind person despite everything he was raised to be but hes also kind of a mean petty bitch. and we like this

Launcelot with this sword shall slay the man that in the world he loved best, that shall be Sir Gawaine.

handing your man the sword he will one day kill you with ~*just arthurian things*~

march to camelot prompt #5: love

need to redraw gawains death letter as this

just had to block a terf on this blog?? i thought we were over this lol. all knights n ladies from medieval lit are trans. read a book