^lol

the saddest basic information

I had a dream that I got breast implants, and I was torn somewhere between liking them, and wanting to get them removed. Furthermore, this person that I used to have a crush on was in the dream, and I had my only chance to hang out with him, but my mom said that I couldn't go anywhere because I had to wait for the stitches to heal.

Later on (I'm not even sure if I still had the implants or not), I decided to leave and try to find him, but while I was in the middle of a park in my neighborhood, I encountered a (unrealistically large) mountain lion, which I defended myself from with my bare hands.

So… Can we overthrow the United States government now? Or…

What my friend said: I'll hit you up in a little

How my brain processed what my friend said: I hate Chicken Little

Yep. Mediafire is deleting all their files. This fucking sucks.

If I said half the things that go through my mind aloud at school I would probably get a lifetime of detention, get beat into a comatose state on the black gravel of the parking lot and have my car beaten into a pile of indistinguishable shit by my peers.

lololololol dyin' right now

The three letters that piss me off the most...

… are XVX.

randygraves replied to your post: gvlbvrt replied to your photo: I don’t understand...

Dude, on the first day of school when I met you I thought you were like 21

i probably just showed up to school with like a 4 loko or something....

gvlbvrt replied to your photo: I don’t understand how I’m actually 16yo..

I thought you were 20.

Haha seriously?