Want a girl in my lap so that I can kiss her neck and tell her how pretty she is

fingering your girl on the drive home from an event is top tier intimacy

i’m sorry but like. sometimes i’m straight up not looking respectfully………..like at all…

Designed by Cecelia Hotzler

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”

— Confucius

“Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It’s about knowing and accepting who you are.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

(via Repent - 40k Pinup - Sketch by LadiesOfBeacon - Hentai Foundry)

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

My love for books, reading, pinterest, candles, listening to music, rainy days, staring at moon and iced coffee is infinite.

"75%

you didn't think you'd have a high chance of survival. but you've always known how to take care of yourself, and how to take care of others. you probably have eldest daughter syndrome. you like halloween a little too much for it to be normal. you're horrified at the thought of pineapple on pizza. if u die in the apocalypse, it's gonna be because you accidentally befriended a traitor and got murdered"

First off, I love pineapple on pizza! Lol and halloween should be forever! And my death is probably right 🤷‍♀️

hi i made a uquiz

what are your chances of surviving the end of the world?

Bitches take one glance at a mans hands and imagine them wrapped around their throat.

It’s me, I’m bitches.