goodchristianmemes
good christian memes
just a reminder: Jesus isn’t white and He is an ally 🏳️🌈(icon & header are paintings by Rembrandt)🏳️⚧️
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You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell
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Paris - July 3rd, 2011
Be not inhospitable to strangers, lest they be angels in disguise.
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by @/voltronmutual on tiktok
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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
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lmaooo
#good christian memes#meme#lmao#christian#video#tiktoks#jesus christ#tw christianity#christianity#tw religious mention
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Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days
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3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak
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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀
Her: That is too much energy
Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀
Her: Still too much energy
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call me moses. um. call her. um wait. call me moses the way her bush speaks to me
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jesus would be jealous of how often you wind up on the cross
love the implication that jesus liked being nailed to the cross like he was into it
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