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goingthruphases · 2 years

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We also need to tell queer teens shit. Here’s a list. I’m tired

-you don’t need to lose ur virginity at whatever age

-you don’t need to date the only other queer kid in ur school

-queer people can b problematic. And abusive.

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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oooooh i love this thanks for tagging!

stimulating touch

you are an intense feeling that energizes others. you feel it throughout your body, oozing out of your fingertips. you're the bustling subway stations, the final goal that wins the game, and the tilting point of going down a rollercoaster. you're keep the group on their toes and always suggest new and exciting things to do. everyone loves the energy you bring and your eyes that seem to light up and brighten the room. you hate doing the same things everyday and completing monotonous chores. keeping moving and active is how you feel alive. after all, what's the point of living life if you cant enjoy it to its fullest?

I found this quiz and I loved it so I'm sharing.

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆?

lingering touch

you are home. you are the feeling of lasting peacefulness. it resonates in your bones and stabilizes your surroundings. you like routine and the familiarity of things. it brings you satisfaction to have a grounded life. you want to build something you're proud of and share the benefits with your loved ones. you are the glue of your friends and family and essential to the functioning of the group. others admire your responsibility and how they can rely on you for anything. you are amazing.

No pressure tags: @katsupeach @dreamkenn @patchworkpuzzle @arquitecturadelanada @wuhllow @better-in-pencil @lowkeystan @prettyboykatsuki and everyone else who wants to

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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thanks for tagging!

Ok so, I have a tag game because I'm bored. Show your top artists, your top genres and your audio aura.

My audio aura was yellow and blue and my listening is wistful and focused.

@cloudlessnightsleeplessfight, @alexanderthepatrochillestrash, @slowlyenchantingwitch, @dead-james-potter, @nymphadorathebubba, @sassychaostrash, @onlysilvy, @maddyvasy, @idonthaveanyfucks, @pani-puri, @fulltimedaydreamersworld, @mina-thb-with-no-caps, @maya1908, @goingthruphases, @vogelmeister, @i-do-random-things-do-not-ask and anyone!

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy…….

Counter Culture: ‘Wow, dig it, like there’s these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!’

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.

Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows…

Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.

A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.

PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.

Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I’m on a horse.

An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they’re everywhere

Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.

Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What’s a cow? Show me a cow! That’s not a cow! Who let you in here?

Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.

Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.

Dwarves: You had two cows but now they’re on fire.

Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.

Cows: The shit you go through.

This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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...who's gonna tell them?

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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ARE WE??

OK THEN I LOVE BEING MARRIED AND HAVING NO IDEA ABOUT IT!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY random person on the internet!!

THANK YOU EQUALLY RANDOM PERSON WHO IM PRETTY SURE IM TUMBLR MARRIED TO

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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yes. i would

Marinette: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Chloe: *crouches down* Kagami: *kneels down* Luka: *sits on the floor* Marinette: Marinette: I hate all of you.

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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awww thank you babes

Okay I got tagged in the "tag mutuals who absolutely deserve the BEST!!" post by @eleiwitch and @crow-with-a-knife (link to the post here).

I want the two of you to know that you both are fantastic 🥺🥺🥺 I love seeing your posts around, you're so gentle and funny and full of good things, it's amazing and pretty comforting to be your mutual. Thank you for giving me the chance!

I'm tagging: @sckmylightsaber, @a-tired-humanist, @valiantnerdtm, @mirkaaaluv, @anxiouspuddle, @dabistrap, @fi-nn, @haleigh-sloth, @mettywiththenotes, @beware-thecrow, @raspberrysflavour, @pandoras-apple, @godofvillains, @introvertedhufflepuff24, @clumsyracconking, @helga-grinduil, @denki-kami, @i-can-be-pretty-and-smart, @water-and-grass, @fgkween and all my other mutuals that are just amazing 🙌🏼😔 please forgive me for not tagging you, but I'm really falling asleep here and I wanted to do this before going to bed.

You all deserve the world, so please take care of yourselves. I hope you're all having a nice month and I wish you all the best of things. ❤️

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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hello um are u one of el's friends i've seen u around?

yeah i know them

so who are you then?

#my asks #asks

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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they're adorable please do more i love them

@queerdeadwizards @rockingrobin69 @jeguluswhore @chaoticregulusstan @regulusblackinskirts@siriusblackinskirts @remuslupininskirts @chairwiththreelegs @moonysbowiecollection @siriusorionpink @siriuslynotdoingokayrn @suffer-my-beloved-mutuals @i-do-random-things-do-not-ask @imarriedthemarauders @thebaddestbiotch @fire-breathing-bitchqueen @jamespotterinskirts @i-is-a-fangurl-weeb @ambivartence @thelastfunctioningbraincell @goingthruphases @denebolablack @the-aggressiveshipper @moonysstarrynight @lauralestrange7 @marauders-map-irl @loonyloopylupin5 @toomanynotifications @nymphadorathebubba @flipocrite @siriusly-a-timelady @nomynamedoesnothaveay @andbreathenormally @johnlock-rocks @frog00000 @r-a-b @sassychaostrash @acciorxses @moony-likes-hot-choc @roseusnoctua @drarrymadhatterstuff @my-life-as-a-teenage-trainwreck @thelibrariansoldestdaughter @pottah-is-it-true-you-fainted @lev-will-commit-treason @casper-but-make-them-antisocial @wholesome-dragon-lady @dorkwholikeshp

my dear suffering moots and people i unfortunately am attached to, go check out my new range of dad jokes on my blog

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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ooooh dis cute

I’m bored so I decided to make me and Natasha Romanoff on this cute picrew

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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lmao im so indecisive i literally find it impossible to choose favourites but thanks for tagging!

Top 3s tag game

Please don't let this flop

Top 3 movies:

Cruella

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Gremlins

Top 3 shows:

The Vampire diaries

Never have I ever

Ackley Bridge

Top 3 actors/actresses:

Helena Bonham Carter

David Thewlis

Emma Watson

Top 3 zodiac signs:

Libra

Aries

Aquarius

Top 3 songs:

Livin' on a prayer - Bon Jovi

Girls - Girl in red

Happier than ever - Billie Eilish

Top 3 smells:

Rain

Flowers

Freshly baked bread

Top 3 apps:

Tumblr

Tiktok

Top 3 subjects:

Art

English

Science

Top 3 colours:

Green

Red

Blue

Top 3 drinks:

Tea

Mocha

Hot Chocolate

Top 3 foods:

Chocolate

Pasta

Pizza

Top 3 books:

Harry Potter

The Great Gatsby

They both die at the end

NPT: @lev-will-commit-treason @acciorxses @femaledoubleagent @roonilwazlibweasley @remuslupininskirts @siriusblackinskirts @regulusblackinskirts @nymphadorathebubba @cwossiants @mx28 @nevilleismywhore and anyone else who wants to join in <3

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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thanks for tagging!

ummmm

1. my hair

2. my nails

3. my dirty jokes

4. my smooth pick up lines lmao

5. my love for you (winks)

Once you get this you have to respond with five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers, (non-negotiable) SPREAD POSITIVITY ❤️

Thank you, thank you Silvy<33!!

1. My voice 2. My hair 3. My eyes 4. My arms 5. My handwriting 6. My love for the colour yellow

I added more because why not, I love myself. Not in a weird way, you shouldn't be afraid to admire yourself; you're beautiful and body positivity should be become normalised. It's not selfish, self-obsessed or weird to love and admire yourself or to acknowledge all the things you find beautiful about yourself.

I'll tag people: @nymphadorathebubba, @loonyloopylupin5, @fulltimedaydreamersworld, @star-dust-2317, @blitheringmcgonagall, @acciorxses, @onlysilvy, @i-do-random-things-do-not-ask, @goingthruphases, @slowlyenchantingwitch

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goingthruphases · 2 years

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Hi goingthruphases ! You asked for my video?

WATCH HERE >>> www.facebook.com/watch?v=klklf7 <<<

ummm.... excuse me?

i most certainly did not ask for your video

eww

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Doot Doot

niceeee

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