his guilt complex and crying fits compel me

he’s my baby boy he’s 34 he’s not real I would kill for him

I was talking with a mutual and we had thoughts.

Angel is a tall and built badass menace, they know their strength and they love being able to grab things off the top shelf. Of course David is taller and stronger, but that doesn’t stop his mate from being right behind him ready to rumble(with that knife collection we all know they have)! David would die for a partner who can hold their own like that! He likes em tall, built and feisty 👏🏻 (a Leo with a type 3 personality typa baddie)

DARLIN IS THE SHORT ONE! They are an ankle biter and proud, They are Sam’s pocket meow meow but will also fuckin kill you and he loves it! They are a wet paper bag of a person but they are his wet paper bag of a person and he adores it! 🫶🏻 (a Scorpio with a type 6 typa baddie)

You people that get on here acting like your the redacted ASMR listeners and are out here with your weird ahh cringe role plays and getting mad at people who simp for the character you have decided to attach your personality to are fucking weird!

I’m tired of you guys voring each other on my dash, this is why children shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.

(Coming out of my hole to say this before I crawl back in for another few months)

leaving kudos on ao3 isn’t enough I need to be able to eat the fic

The pack mates on the phone:

Babe: drawing while listening to what’s happening in the back, they just wanna vibe with their friends and chime in randomly while posting art sneak peeks for them to drool over

Darlin: the one who’s always on call and doing a lot of the talking, probably doing some preposterous shit like moaning and making loud noises for shits and giggles

Sweetheart: teaming with Angel to rile up Darlin, they take any opportunity to show off Aggro/any pet and the people love it (probably shitting on Darlin for moaning)

Angel: playing their switch in the back, they talk a fair amount and no one is safe from their teasing/enabling, they make anything effortlessly dirty in hopes of making one of them flustered and flirt like hell

It’s so funny when people tell me “I’m this close to blocking you” girlie I don’t even know who you are with your 4 follower ass? Your existence means less than nothing to me so by all means go ahead and remove yourself from my presence bc you don’t deserve to be in it with your rat ass

(The group chat and I have been getting a kick out of your pathetic tantrums tho, stay mad bitch)

THIS IS CANON!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

David, waking up at 5am: Good morning, Angel

Angel, just going to bed at 5am: Morning?

Alex Hirsch really woke up the morning of the 10th anniversary of Gravity Falls, ready to humiliate Disney, and I respect him for that. What an icon.

Does anyone else feel weird calling David “Davey”??? like it feels too personal and idk why but it raises a red flag, I’m not a simp but like out of respect for the character it’s so personal and none of us have the rights…… could just be me looking too far into it

(Not gonna lie most of the people who say it have raised some red flag)

(I’m listening to his playlist for fic purposes so the David and Angel brainrot is hitting)

This is the last Angel rant, but there ain’t no way they are below 5’6

They were at least tall enough to get a kiss on the cheek from him, they are a menace but they are a 5’8+ baddie who is either gonna fight god or fuck them 💅

(Not the people who think they are Angel in the comments, that’s embarrassing)

Lmaoooo mad bitches are getting my shit taken down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sorry for the second tag but @angel-davidshawtysmate bitch Angel looks like you with more red hair, I told u that ur canon 🫢

Soulmates

@angel-davidshawtysmate this is you! But you’re the canon Angel so it’s okay 🤣

i be like … i think angel does this ………….. no reason ……………………..