girldickman
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I'm Asteri and I post about random nonsense - it/its, I am older than 18 - if I have a problem with you, you will be blocked
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I am resting in a beautiful field because I'm thankful for spending 10 years with you. And like the sprouts from this field, may the people i touched with my content also blossom into beautiful flowers of creativity.
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Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.
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Bill Clinton straight up used to look like gibby from icarly
fUCK HE DID
I’m crying this is horrible
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hey its okay.....
.....kosher for pesach dinosaur chickie nuggies
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Politicians will say fear-mongering stuff about ‘pregnant men’ (trans men) and like 60 popular funny blogs™ will rush to post “ermm doesn’t this idiot now that omegaverse isn’t real lmao 🤣” and then thousands of people will reblog it agreeing with the idea that pregnant men are just fictional and jokes
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I know this gets picked on a lot, but sheesh.
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do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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