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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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She just sat contented in the comfy chair as I built this up around her
I call this installation “The Cat of Amontillado.”
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The post about angel wings not needing to be purely white to be beautiful reminded me of a picture I LOVE
This pigeon is an angel
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interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has
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walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood
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i love when girls make no sense. Literally me too
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The jump from 2019 to 2024 is sooo violent.
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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?
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do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me
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I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)
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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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