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Did anyone else notice?
That Dallas mentions The Room in Finally (1)
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It took some time, but I finally was able to finish my shield! Inspired by the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets!
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Thoughts that will change the way you think about the universe and your existence
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Derek Zoolander is not impressed
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My first experience at Popeye's involved the cashier screaming "I NEED MORE SPICY BREASTS!!!!"
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My cat really takes guarding her tower seriously
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[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
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[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
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[step 3] move in for the kill
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I’m crying omg
how to kiss
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When the locking mechanism on my seat belt goes off. You can't control my life seatbelt!
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Fake Pockets: A How To
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The beauty of going through old photos
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SO I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AND TRYING TO BUILD A HOUSE AND I FORGOTTEN THAT I HAD A NICOLASE CAGE TEXTURE PACK THEN IS STARTED RAINING I FUCKIGN SCREAMED
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I was having a really shitty morning… Reddit helped save it with a good laugh at the breakfast table… #reddit #repost #justgirlythings by spookym3 http://ift.tt/1oy2Vhq
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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. Small steps to a bigger cleaner future!
As I walk through the parks, I try to take in the beauty of nature that surrounds me. However, it is taken away when I see the amounts of McDonalds bags and beer cans that litter the ground below me. Seeing this has helped me become more conscious of my efforts to keep the Earth a cleaner place to live. I have gained tips and created a few of my own that helps me live this lifestyle. Here are some easy steps that can benefit all of us in the future.
1) Use plastic cups from your favorite fast food restaurants (Recycle and Reuse). Rinse out those $1 large cups from McDonalds and use them for holding other drinks. Whether it is in the office or at home, they are an 
2) Invest in a good water bottle (Reduce). You can fill them up at any drinking fountain and you decrease the amount of plastic bottles that are thrown away each time. It also saves you money from buying packages of bottled water.
3) Recreate some of your old clothes into something new (Recycle and Reuse). For example, we talk old t-shirts and use them as rags to dust around the house or to polish cars with.  Or if they clothing is still in good shape. 
4) Walk to a close by destination (Reduce) Skip the car ride! Treat yourself to some exercise by walking to a nearby store/restaurant. You won't emit any carbon emissions but you will take in some fresh air. 
5) Get involved with a clean up day (Reduce). It is just a couple hours of your schedule to get out and help the earth. You get to bathe in the sunshine and can meet some new people that share your interest in the Reduce/Reuse/Recycle campaign!
Just these smalls steps will lead to bigger outcomes in the future!
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Enter the 4th Annual “Design-A-Sign” Scholarship Contest! Use your creativity to design a sign and gather votes for the chance to win a $1,000 scholarship!
It would be awesome to win this scholarship! Any money counts
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naked body fresh out the shower
you touch yourself afterhours
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when i get rich im going to hire someone to stand next to me at all times to take the blame for my farts
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