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Lewis: I love pineapple! Did you know that pineapple contains some bacteria that when you eat it, it eats you back? It is a real fighter!
Max: *slams door open*
Max: You talk about a real fight, yet you peel the pineapple's armor off, IS NOT A WIN IF YOU DONT FIGHT YOUR OPPONENT AT HIS FULL POTENTIAL!
Max: *procedes to put an entire unpealed pineapple in his mouth*
Seb: MAX NO!
Max: (muffeling) MAX YES!
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Seb: My leg hurts
Lance: don't worry we'll put a little bit of voltaren on i-
Charles: IS TOO LATE SEB, WE NEED TO AMPUTATE DE LEG!
Lance: You should really stop watching tv series about medicine before you harm someone...
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Seb: Roses are red, violets are blue, i can't put in words the love i hav for you
Lewis: dandelions are white, sunflowers are yellow, i accidentally put your Schumacher hat in a blender.
Seb: YOU DID WHAT?!
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George: I feel like this year our car is better
Nicholas: Is not our car that's better, is Haas's car thats worse
Mick, *sighing*: i agree
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Yuki: Im gay
Everyone: *Gasps*
Charles: Im gay
Everyone: *Gasps*
Max: Im gay
Everyone: *gasps*
George: Im gay
Everyone: *gasps*
Lance: Im gay
Everyone, in choir: We already knew
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Toto, giving lewis his pay: Spend this money with responsability
Lewis: Sure
*the next day*
Seb: Sooooo, you spent all of your wage on dresses and t-shirts for roscoe?
Lewis: That's my responsable way to spend money!
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Nicholas: I just discovered that "yuki" in japanese means "snow"
Yuki: Yep
Nicholas: Isn't snow supposed to be soft and cute?
Yuki: Ironic, isn't it?
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Seb: Ok grid kids, we are going to the mall and we will buy ONLY THE THINGS WE NEED
*After 2 hours*
Pierre: Yay hotweels
Charles: Hey Lando, i give you this McLaren Senna you give me the Ferrari Roma.
Lando: Deal
Seb: HOW TF DID I SPENT 200$ ON HOTWEELS
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Officer: Ok, you ar all under arrest
Max: Why?!
Officer: WHY? YOU CANT DRIVE A SCOOTER WITH 8 PEOPLE ON IT!
Max: Wait, 8?
Max: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8- OH FUCK LANCE FELL OFF
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Lando: Antonio!
Antonio: What!
Lando: I am sad and depressed
Antonio: Ugh, come braid my hair and tell me what happened
*After the brading therapy*
Lando: I am now the happiest person alive
Antonio: Happy to help
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*In the pizza making video of Williams's youtube channel*
George: *Puts everything he finds on the pizza*
Antonio and Nicholas: Forgive us god for the sin we are about to commit
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Seb: Antonio, can you please take care of the grid kids for a day? I have a date with lewis
Antonio: Sure seb, anything for you!
*after 3 hours*
Lando: *screaming*
Esteban: *running for his life*
Pierre: *trying to kill este*
Yuki: *on a table with 3 guns* hehe
Kimi: Told ya it wouldn't be easy
Antonio: I WENT TO THE BATHROOM FOR LIKE 30 SECONDS!
Kimi: Apparently 30 seconds is enough for them.
Antonio: YOU SHOULD HELP ME STOP THEM!
Kimi: Seb asked to you, not to me
Antonio: YUKI PUT DOWN THE GU- WAIT WHERE DID YOU FIND 3 GUNS?!
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Pierre: My back hurts
Max: Why
Pierre: Because i have to carry the responsability of being the most handsome driver on the grid everyday
Max: COME HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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Seb: And now a free for all tournament
Seb: No harming, and no Max, you cant stab leclerc
Max: Fuck
Yuki: Yes!
Seb, sighting: And no Yuki, you cant stab anyone
Yuki: Fuck
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Kimi: Sometimes i think you are the only one that understands me
Antonio: That's not true, also Seb understands you
Kimi: As much as i love seb, you literally put wine in my drink last race because i told you i dreamed about it last night
Antonio: Ok, im the only one who really understands your needs
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Lewis and Antonio nervously searching for Valterri and Kimi: WHERE ARE YOU TWO, THE RACE IS STARTING
Kimi and Valterri, listening to their finnish metal playlists: This is so relaxing
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