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David Lynch, “The Angriest Dog in the World”
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I just think that blue mycena mushrooms
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i love toxic and rancid homoeroticism i hate wholesome gay representation and i think queerbaiting is awesome
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for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun
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it’s so funny whenever i hear a woodpecker. it’s like yeahhhh lmao of course that’s what you’re doing.
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i love how dudebros be tryna act like eddie brock was ever a normal protagonist. have you seen venom? eddie is such a batshit insane character that it’s hilarious how some folks are tryna argue against that. would your tony stark or steve rogers ever have had the balls to let a human-eating alien live inside of them? hell no. that’s my point.
these people really tryna pretend that eddie brock isn’t a grade-A monsterfucker. venom literally went to a pride event where he commented, “look at all these weirdos! my kind of people!” thus supporting my point that eddie brock is one of those weirdos, and that’s why venom chose him.
stop eddie brock weirdo erasure, folks!! he’s a funky little man who’s okay with letting an alien live in him!!
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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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i think we need to accept that when a female celebrity dates someone who is violently racist misogynistic a predator etc. the first thing we should think should not be "she could do better" but "why is she okay with this" like hold these women accountable
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why did god make eating necessary u know how much shit i could get done if i wasnt weighed down by trying to remember when i last ate/next need to eat?? i would be so powerful
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this loser can store so much transgender energy in him
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Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights
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might as well post this here lol scleras are so cool to work with
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every once in a while i remember i have tumblr n i wonder if i have any active followers lol
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