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LUCIFERRRRRRRR!!
STOP CALLING MAMMON STUPID FOR BEING INATTENTIVE AND EASILY DISTRACTED!!
HE'S SHOWING OBVIOUS SIGNS OF ADHD!! GET HIM CHECKED BY A DOCTOR!!!
LUCIFERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Do you know ep 3 when mammon was chomping on a carrot, at that very moment, I just want to bite his cheeks, like so bad🤣🤣
Mammon: ( eating the carrot )
MC: .......( Bite Mammon's cheek ) *chomp!
Mammon: ( startled ) W-WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?! (///////)
MC: .........( Lick their lips )
Mammon: .........( starts running )
MC: ( chasing mammon ) COME BACK HERE!!
Mammon: WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME!?!?
MC: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?!?
* For the rest of the day, mammon was hiding from mc."mammon where are you~"
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#obey me brain rot#obey me!#mammon#mammon avatar of greed#the great mammon#mammon x mc#sub obey me
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Sometimes I just imagined that Lucifer would be a bit insecure because of his wrinkles or gray hairs because that man is so stressed and overworked so it's not surprising ┐(´ー｀)┌
Lucifer: Ugh, why is there so many grey hair and wrinkles on my face, it's so ugly, I think I need to start dying my black again..
MC: Hey don't say that, you're beautiful even with grey hair
Lucifer: MC you don't have to say that to comfort me, I'm not a little kid you know
MC: I'm serious, you're so beautiful that if you were on earth, the sun would tell the earth to stop spinning just so that it could look at you to admire how beautiful you are and wonder why does this man shine brighter than the sun itself.
Lucifer: (completely speechless) uhh-i uhh, t-thank you m-mc..////////
MC: You're welcome and next time I better not catch you talking about yourself like that.
Belphie(in the distance): Cringe.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#lucifer obey me#satan obey me#mammon obey me#leviathan obey me#beelzebub obey me#asmodeus obey me#obey me memes#obey me swd#obey me belphegor#obey me!#om#obey me nightbringer#om nightbringer#om! lucifer#om! shall we date#om! swd#omswd#obey me lucifer#obey me luci x reader#obey me mc x lucifer#obey me fluff#lucifer fluff#lucifer x reader#om! nightbringer#sub obey me
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Sometimes I just imagined that Lucifer would be a bit insecure because of his wrinkles or gray hairs because that man is so stressed and overworked so it's not surprising ┐(´ー｀)┌
Lucifer: Ugh, why is there so many grey hair and wrinkles on my face, it's so ugly, I think I need to start dying my black again..
MC: Hey don't say that, you're beautiful even with grey hair
Lucifer: MC you don't have to say that to comfort me, I'm not a little kid you know
MC: I'm serious, you're so beautiful that if you were on earth, the sun would tell the earth to stop spinning just so that it could look at you to admire how beautiful you are and wonder why does this man shine brighter than the sun itself.
Lucifer: (completely speechless) uhh-i uhh, t-thank you m-mc..////////
MC: You're welcome and next time I better not catch you talking about yourself like that.
Belphie(in the distance): Cringe.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#lucifer obey me#satan obey me#mammon obey me#leviathan obey me#beelzebub obey me#asmodeus obey me#obey me memes#obey me swd#om#obey me belphegor#obey me!#obey me nightbringer#om nightbringer#om! lucifer#om! shall we date#om! swd#omswd#obey me lucifer#obey me luci x reader#obey me mc x lucifer#obey me fluff#lucifer fluff#lucifer x reader#om! nightbringer
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I like the idea that demons and angels don't need water to survive and most of the cast was deeply confused by MC drinking it so often because "it didn't taste good" and they couldn't wrap their heads around why MC was so "obsessed" with it.
And then they found out that water is crucial for a human's health and humans DIE if they go for a few days without it and suddenly a whole new fridge was installed in the kitchen filled with just water bottles, MC started getting "h2o deliveries" completely unprompted throughout the day, texts from all of them reminding them to hydrate, etc
"MC, here's your water."
“Oi, have you had yer life juice yet?”
"Remember to hydrate."
"I still can't believe you humans depend on this to survive. How stupid is that?"
"MC, do you need some water?"
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In which Mammon gets overloaded with compliments/affection 💕
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Why is this so effin true
It's a hard-knock life for MC in Devildom
#obey me#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me shall we date#obey me swd#obey me memes#lucifer obey me#mammon obey me#leviathan obey me#satan obey me#asmodeus obey me#beelzebub obey me#belphegor obey me
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Real.
Lucifer: I can't believe you broke the rules again! Before I punish you is there anything you want to say in your defense?
MC: Bitchboy
Lucifer: That's what I- wait what?
MC: You heard me...bitchboy
Lucifer choking back tears: Stop-
you anon you get what I mean
Imagine Lucifer being extremely moody and bitchy next day even Diavolo is like “okay yeah let's leave him be”
Students at RAD change their ways as soon as they see him, he glares and threatens whoever tests his patience (tbh a few student already dropped dead that day) and everyone thinks something absolutely horrifying happened while in reality, the problem is that MC refused to call him pretty boy yesterday
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LUCIFER BUT HE'S WRITTEN BY ME #4
LUCIFER: No Simeon I don't think you understand. I'm not just "in love" with MC. I want to put them in a little jar and shake it. I want to put that jar beside my bed and just watch them while falling asleep.
SIMEON:
LUCIFER: I don't want to bring them tea I want to be that tea. I want them to put two sugarcubes in me and stir me and dip their cookies in me. I want to be their RAD uniform.
SIMEON:
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MC: Even if I live 100 times and die 100 times, I will never stop choosing you and will only choose you.
Levi: ....why are you talking to that pikachu plushie...
MC: .........
Mammon: Yea, you're not Ash.
MC: Both of you shut up.
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MC: Even if I live 100 times and die 100 times, I will never stop choosing you and will only choose you.
Levi: ....why are you talking to that pikachu plushie...
MC: .........
Mammon: Yea, you're not Ash.
MC: Both of you shut up.
#obey me#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me brain rot#obey me! shall we date?#obey me mammon#obey me mc#obey me! shall we date x reader#mammon#obey me! shall we date#obm#obeyme#leviathan obey me#levi obey me
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All the brothers take clothes from MC, say goodbye to all your shirts and hoodies, they belong to the demons now. It just who steals how often that changes.
Mammon and Asmodeus are the biggest and most blatant thieves. Mammon’s got a hoard of MC’s clothes that he only gives back after they stop smelling like MC, or someone takes them out of his room to put in the wash. He’s completely unashamed too, MC has walked in to Mammon rifling though their shirts and he just takes some with a “thanks!” and leaves. Asmo takes whole outfits, and also doesn’t give them back. If he takes something it just becomes a part of his wardrobe now, MC has to go through every few weeks to pick out the stuff he took. He whines and and pitches a fit but doesn’t stop them, he’s already planning on what he’s gonna take next.
Leviathan and Belphegor are also huge thieves but are way more subtle about it. They both tend to take old shirts mc never wears and uses them as pillow cases until they stop smelling like MC. That’s when they put them back into MC’s laundry and pick a new shirt. But if Belphie gets caught he just shrugs and mutters about how how he only chose stuff they wouldn’t miss and keeps doing it. If Levi gets caught he stops completely for a while unless MC specifically says it’s fine, he’s still mortified no matter which way it goes.
Satan and Beelzebub are the only ones that ask before they do anything. Satan picks out something he wears out once or twice before washing and returning it immediately. Beel picks out something he’ll wear once or twice if it fits, usually as a workout shirt or hoodie. But if it doesn’t fit, he takes the Belphie approach and uses it as a pillowcase. Either way, he tends to forget to return the piece of clothing for a long while but does still return it without intervention.
Lucifer is the sneakiest and the last one to start stealing things. He only takes old stuff MC doesn’t wear, wears it as a sleep shirt for a night, and slips it back into their laundry as soon as possible. If he ever gets caught he might combust, but instead he just offers something of his in exchange and starts keeping what he takes for a little bit longer.
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MC: WOW, lord Diavolo! I didn't know you could ride a horse!!
Diavolo: you're so funny MC, of course I can, I'm a prince! I can also ride a dragon you know?
MC: can you ride my face?
Diavolo: excuse me??(//////////)
MC: no?
Diavolo: I-I mean.!!(////////)
MC: 👁️👄👁️
#obey me#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me brain rot#obey me! shall we date?#obey me mc#obey me! shall we date x reader#obey me! shall we date#obey me! diavolo#diavolo x mc#diavolo fluff#sub diavolo#diavolo x reader#mc x diavolo#obey me! fluff#obm#obm diavolo
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The demon brothers in maid dresses with an MC that likes it a bit too much
A/N: This is super self indulgent post I won’t lie. I am having a horrible writer’s block so I needed to get this out of my system.
Demon brothers x gn!MC
!!Slightly suggestive but nothing explicit happens!!
Lucifer
It was a curse set up by the Anti Lucifer League. When he put on his usual attire it transformed into a full blown maid dress with thigh highs that he couldn’t take off.
Refused to get out of his room until the curse wore off. He made sure that there were no cameras anywhere near him.
You are the only one he lets in, but warns you that if you laugh he is throwing you out. Needless to say you are over the moon.
While he is annoyed about the curse he can’t deny the fact that he likes the way you look at him.
There was one scene in season 3 where MC made Lucifer sit on their lap and he really liked it (his intimacy bar went up). Do that to him.
If you want to try to do anything with him while he is in that dress you’ll have to take lead. He has a hard time saying no to you so he will most likely go with whatever you want after a while. But makes you swear you won’t tell anyone.
After the curse is over he goes straight to Satan and Belphegor to punish them. Mammon too since he tried to take pictures in order to sell them.
The only reason he won’t try to drink demonus until he forgets this whole is because of you. becauseofhowwellyoufuckedhim
You probably won’t see him like that ever again tho
Keep reading
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P.O.V: MC finally seeing their family after the program but they hate their families
MC's mom: MC where have you been!?
MC: sorry, I was in a student exchange program and I got busy
MC: ......
MC's brother: everyone was worried about you, you can't just disappear, you really hurt a lot of people...
MC's dad: yeah and you could've atleast visited us yo know!?
MC: well that's cus I just didn't want to
MC's brother: w-why!?!
MC: well sometimes you just gotta take responsibility of your own happiness...
MC's mother: w-well you don't think that's a little SELFISH!?!?
MC: I don't know what to tell you
MC: I'm happy for the first time in my life and I'm not gonna feel bad about it
MC's dad: I-I don't understand..?
MC: it takes a long time to realize how truly miserable I am and even longer to see how it doesn't have to be that way..
MC: only after I give up your selfish expectations of me, can I begin to find a way for me to be happy.
*phone rings
MC: Hello
Mammon: MC where are you, you've gotta see this, Lucifer is drunk and is having a make out session with a street pole!!
MC: be there in a minute.(hangs up)
MC: sorry, I'll be leaving now, good bye.
MC's family:M-MC WAIT, WERE SORRY!!
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P.O.V: MC finally seeing their family after the program but they hate their families
MC's mom: MC where have you been!?
MC: sorry, I was in a student exchange program and I got busy
MC: ......
MC's brother: everyone was worried about you, you can't just disappear, you really hurt a lot of people...
MC's dad: yeah and you could've atleast visited us yo know!?
MC: well that's cus I just didn't want to
MC's brother: w-why!?!
MC: well sometimes you just gotta take responsibility of your own happiness...
MC's mother: w-well you don't think that's a little SELFISH!?!?
MC: I don't know what to tell you
MC: I'm happy for the first time in my life and I'm not gonna feel bad about it
MC's dad: I-I don't understand..?
MC: it takes a long time to realize how truly miserable I am and even longer to see how it doesn't have to be that way..
MC: only after I give up your selfish expectations of me, can I begin to find a way for me to be happy.
*phone rings
MC: Hello
Mammon: MC where are you, you've gotta see this, Lucifer is drunk and is having a make out session with a street pole!!
MC: be there in a minute.(hangs up)
MC: sorry, I'll be leaving now, good bye.
MC's family:M-MC WAIT, WERE SORRY!!
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P.O.V: MC finally seeing their family after the program but they hate their families
MC's mom: MC where have you been!?
MC: sorry, I was in a student exchange program and I got busy
MC: ......
MC's brother: everyone was worried about you, you can't just disappear, you really hurt a lot of people...
MC's dad: yeah and you could've atleast visited us yo know!?
MC: well that's cus I just didn't want to
MC's brother: w-why!?!
MC: well sometimes you just gotta take responsibility of your own happiness...
MC's mother: w-well you don't think that's a little SELFISH!?!?
MC: I don't know what to tell you
MC: I'm happy for the first time in my life and I'm not gonna feel bad about it
MC's dad: I-I don't understand..?
MC: it takes a long time to realize how truly miserable I am and even longer to see how it doesn't have to be that way..
MC: only after I give up your selfish expectations of me, can I begin to find a way for me to be happy.
*phone rings
MC: Hello
Mammon: MC where are you, you've gotta see this, Lucifer is drunk and is having a make out session with a street pole!!
MC: be there in a minute.(hangs up)
MC: sorry, I'll be leaving now, good bye.
MC's family:M-MC WAIT, WERE SORRY!!
#obey me#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me brain rot#obey me mammon#obey me! shall we date?#obey me mc#obey me! shall we date x reader#mammon#obey me! shall we date#obm#obeyme#sub obey me#obey me angst#lucifer obey me
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