You shouldn't have a 9-5 job. You should be giving 5-9 trans women a sloppy group blowjob

guy who talks about how much he hates furries and "SJWs" in 2024 like a soldier who got lost in a jungle and doesnt know his war already ended like a decade ago

step 1: try to resist your doting dragon mom when she kisses you unexpectedly

step 2: fail and let her long draconic tongue slither down your throat

step 3: accidentally impregnate her (oops!)

step 4: repeat process with dragon siblings when they come of age

step 5: profit!

This is your god speaking. There may or may not be a god, but i am your god. That tranny with the gunrack in her beater truck, the creepy tranny, the tranny missing teeth, the addict tranny, the canceled tranny, the ugly tranny, the homeless tranny, the tranny with the cigarette wheeze, the crazy tranny, the evil tranny, the tranny with the scars, the tranny with the bad tattoos, the tranny wearing camo wearing filth wearing rags wearing patches, the tranny that stinks so bad that most businesses in polite society would refuse service to her, you need to fuck that tranny,you need to tell her how fucking hot she makes you, you need to make her smile, You need to get over your bullshit and flirt, flirt for your fucking life you insignificant fly

Not sorry that I have friends and they call each other sisters in public before kissing and wear diapers and suck binkys while pissing themselves, they are the coolest ever and no amount of supposed percieved evil they do by existing will ever change that.

thinkkng mating press thoughts.... puppies look so helpless and small with their knees pushed up to their shoulders like that. clutching at the sheets, their little paws kicking desperately in the air. can get so deep in them like that too, make sure they really feel it in their guts <3

It had to be "boop," though, didn't it. It couldn't have been something relevant to the modern tumblr user, like "Frot" or "Lick Pit" or "Pass Blunt"

look at her. she loves FORCEFEM YURI more than GOD

i want to take a bratty boy by the throat and snarl in their face, forcing them to look me in the eyes as i tell them what a naughty puppy they've been

i'll grab them by the hair, shove them to their knees, all while making them stare up at me. Don't you dare fucking look away. They'll whimper and whine, pressing their thighs together in an attempt to hide how fucking wet their puppycunt is now that i've gotten them right where i want them

my claws wrapped up in their hair, i'd tug their head back more and press my boot against their crotch

"are you going to be a good boy now?"

kneel before me

hands behind your back, mouth open

whine, cry, beg

if you're lucky, i'll let you grind against my boot to get off

obedient boys need to know their place

hey, puppy

you seem to be having a rough day, why don't you let Daddy help you out? You wanna be fucked brainless, huh? Does my good boy wanna go all dumb little puppy?

that's a good boy, just lay back and let Daddy take all those thoughts away 💘

i love puppyboys with oral fixations

be a good boy and let me shove my fingers into your mouth while I fuck you, i'll move them in time with my hips so you can feel like i'm fucking your mouth and your puppycunt at the same time

good boys like that, right?

i love it when a pup plays tough with me, but i know they're just being a little brat

what are you gonna do, baby? bare your teeth? snarl and bite? pin me? we both know if you accomplish any of that, its because i let you

you're a submissive little bitch, just begging for a beating, and i'm just the dog to give it to you

pls tell me about how u came thinking about me pls pls pls

Oh you want attention??? How about I bend you over and eat you out nice and slow from behind?? Would that help?

for their birthday

ok im posting this one here