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Number of Goblins, ranked
One Goblin - That's just a goblin. He's probably just getting his groceries or something. Leave him alone, you asshole.
Ten Goblins -- That's a fairly normal amount of goblins. There's generally around ten goblins in any given situations. They're just here for aesthetic, so you know it's a fantasy world. Remember to tip them when you leave.
One Hundred Goblins -- Ok this is too many goblins, but this is a reasonable amount of too many goblins. Like, this is maybe an army of goblins or something? My point is that they're probably here for a good reason. Best not to mess with them, they're likely load-bearing in some way.
One Thousand Goblins -- This is probably a goblin town, in which case this is really more a case of One Human, which is a completely different list only available on goblintube. If not, all these goblins are lost. Return them to the goblin town. The orcs are worried.
One Million Goblins -- A million goblins? I'm not sure I've even seen a million things in my life , and now there's a million goblins? That's, like, all the goblins. Why are you at a convention of all the goblins? Are you a goblin? Actually, no, that would make sense. Yeah, that's probably what's going on here. Sorry you had to find out this way.
One Billion Goblins -- Ok, look, at this point you have clearly been sent to a future time where humanity is extinct and goblins have inherited the earth. I can think of no other explanation for a billion goblins. This sadly means that you're the weirdo, and you have to go be a cryptid now. At least you can find a phone and read the goblin creepypastas about you.
One Trillion Goblins -- How? What is happening? This is more goblins then there are birds, and they'll all in your house? How is your house this big? Wait, forget the goblins, how is your house this big? Are the goblins here to guillotine you? Probably! Move out of your stupid mansion and let the goblins have it, you weird rich bird-hoarding freak.
One Quadrillion Goblins -- One quadrillion? I'm only like 80% sure that's even a real number! Luckily, you won't have to deal with a quadrillion goblins for long, because soon they'll collapse together under their gravity, forming a far more manageable single planet-sized goblin. Picard's not gonna be happy about this one!
More Goblins -- Fuck off, you do not have more then a quadrillion goblins. Why are you lying? Are you worried I won't like you if you don't claim to have an implausible number of goblins? Don't worry. Your worth is not dependent on your goblin numbers. Go back to the actual number of goblins secure in the fact I love you, no matter how few goblins you have <3
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Tragic News! Someone's made Power Word Kill into a copypasta! Half of youtube is dead!
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Next up for Gods of Golarion is....
Norgorber - The god of secrets, murder, poison and greed!
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I've been here for only a decade.
The retcons have been plentiful and lazy.
This is the first one that caused this much drama.
Probably time for people to admit that it's not about a retcon.
(they just hate women)
I have seen things that you humans cannot even imagine.
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Amazing! The resurgence is real!
But I see your redesign and raise you
some quick art
@falselyprofound
Well took longer than I'd like cause I've been having life and tech issues lately. but hey decided to try and fix some old issues I saw in the sheet drawing her again and may try more later now that I have a lot of stuff sorted out
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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true
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#This is how I've felt since the drama started#Like get a life if women scare you that much#it's not like they haven't changed more important lore with less explanation
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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again
these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled
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A joke post I made as a spin on Resurrection OCT's Round 1 prompt, concerning collecting magical ferns for Blanca and the judges.
Pictured: @cloudbatcave's Blanca and @alfafilly's Hurvy.
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Grimtooth’s Traps was not in the remote vicinity of fucking around
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Little Maite doodle.
The hand belongs to her mom. This is before her corruption arc.
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