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5 time brain surgery survivor. 💀
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Bruce: I raised 6 perfectly functional children.
Alfred: oh dear. you have another 6 children I don't know about?
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A tale of fleeting joy and brotherly betrayal
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Battinson with baby Dick Grayson
Alfred finally found a successful way to get Bruce to sleep. Send a tired dick to him so he can’t work bc he doesn’t want to wake him up
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9 year old Dick Grayson, using the cave's communication system: Bruce?
Batman, speeding down the street in the Batmoblie: It's 3 am. Why aren't you in bed?
Dick: you forgot to tuck me in. I can't go to bed unless you tuck me in.
Batman: have Alfred do it.
Dick: No! It has to be you!
Batman, sighing: why?
Dick: because if it isn't you I can't sleep! Please?
Batman: ... okay. I'll be home as soon as I can. Ask Alfred for some juice and TV until I get back.
Dick: okay. I love you.
Batman, smiling a little: I love you too. I'm going to hang up now.
Harley Quinn, handcuffed in the backseat: YOU HAVE A BABY?
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was messing with some fake tweet makers and the idea that dick just uses twitter to compliment and flirt with himself hit me and i couldn’t stop til i made it.
(masterlist)
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[ID: A series of fake tweets set in the universe of The Batman (2022), from the perspective of Gotham’s citizens. They read as follows:
Cedric C. (@/cedricccc): Ever since the flood last year, I’ve seen a few weird fringe theories about who the Batman is, but the craziest shit I’ve ever heard are the folks who think Bruce Wayne is the Bat. My man looks one dropped ice cream away from a mental breakdown.
Penny E. Larson (@/penny4urthots): i went to high school with bruce wayne at gotham academy. we got partnered together to dissect a frog and he started crying when he saw it. i had to do all the cutting. This man is #notthebat and we also need to protect him at all costs
R. Wilson (@/gothamtoaustin): I used to work for Wayne Ent. before I moved to TX. One day Wayne had to give my department a presentation and he was so awkward it hurt to watch. He dropped all his index cards, mumbled the whole time, zero eye contact. There’s no way. #notthebat
Javier Perez (@/itsjaviiiii): Bruce Wayne came into the 7-11 I used to work at, got an icee, realized he forgot his wallet as i was checking him out, then put the icee down and speed-walked away before i could get a word in edgewise. i would have given it to him for free. anyway yeah #notthebat
Alice Li (@/aliceingotham): Bruce is a regular at my grandparents’ restaurant. He gets take out a few times a month. I can’t tell you how incredibly soft-spoken this man is. My grandma always tries to take care of him but he shrinks away. Can confirm he is definitely #notthebat
Noah Crocker (@/gothamisnumba1): This poor bastard. Leave him alone. I was at that library charity thing last month and I saw him honest-to-God hiding behind a curtain. I went over to ask if everything was ok but a GCPD guy got to him first and pulled him out of the room. Cut him some slack guys. #notthebat
Libby H. Lewis (@/gothamlibby): Gotham, come on now. We can at least protect our boy Bruce Wayne from this nonsense. Are we all forgetting that time when he “ran away” as a teen and was found crying in a port-a-potty at an AFI concert? It was in the news for months. Leave him alone. #notthebat /End ID]
Image description via @t4tchucky
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THANK YOU @vexingcosmos FOR THE TOURISTY SHIRT IDEA XD I COULDNT LET IT GO.
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A vision if you will caused this
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You mind if I ask who are they?
I'm curious as hell, sorry if this is not really a ask
I have no idea when this was received as I hardly ever get on Tumblr anymore, so sorry for the more likely than not late reply!
These twin boys are the Vision and Wanda Maximoff's (Scarlet Witch) children, Billy and Tommy. More commonly know as Billy Kaplan (Wiccan) and Tommy Shepherd (Speed). This is a comic panel from the 2015-2016 run of Vision. Very good read if you enjoyed WandaVision or if you enjoy the Truman Show mixed with a side of horror.
#tommy shepherd#tommy maximoff#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#wanda maximoff#vision#the vision#wandavision#ask#marvel
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his arms were fuller than they’d ever been, those days
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pumpkin dami sketch bc i have a lot of work and i just Had to do it.
happy halloween! 🧡🎃
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When you’re almost getting a heatstroke but you look metal as FUCK
based off this post!
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hey y’all, so as you know me and my partner cheri @lovetrace have been having serious money issues for a while. I’ve been doing my best to get a job but most places have been turning me down due to my lack of a diploma/ged. Me and my partner are both black disabled lesbians.
Today i put in a grocery store application and hopefully i can get it— However in the meantime, we have little to no food in the house, and the food that is made by their mother either isn’t enough. Or there’s always the risk of it being poisoned as there’s an active threat against their father. Cheri expanded on our situation here
and here. They also have a post better articulated than mine going around, but we think they’ve been shadowbanned.
Usually cheri would offer commissions but their mental and physical health is currently in decline. Our major needs are a new winter coat for them, food and more warm clothes for the winter. If you can’t donate please reblog, and if you can anything helps.
Cheri’s venmo is: Cherryadventure2
My cashapp is: $PeachJammn
Cheri’s paypal is: Here
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Tim? Jealous? Absolutely not, how could you even think that?
You know as soon as Dick finds about this he will convince the entire family to gift Bernard with their merchandise just to mess with Tim, is what a good brother would do 😌
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