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Hoooooow loud is the Schlond of war?
[Dreamhouse Disney index]
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HISTORY OF THE SCHLOND POOFA
At first, Ken feels indifferent towards the Schlond Poofa. The one that came with Barbie’s new car was just a piece of metal to him. After Barbie assembled the car, he carelessly tacked it on without much thought, in a rush to teach her how to drive.
When it fell off the car, Ken was mildly annoyed. Barbie drove off in such a hurry that he didn’t have time to question whether it fell off because he didn’t attach it properly and instead just decided to blame it for being a bad piece of equipment.
He shoved it back on without a second thought before replacing the car’s battery and after it crashed he realised that the Schlond Poofa wasn’t to blame. Still, he was annoyed that the car had crashed and threw it away the minute he got back to the Dreamhouse.
Tawny found the Schlond Poofa and decided to bring it with her to the reunion show. Ken grew quite fond of it after that, keeping it safe in his home.
When it got to the stage that Ken had ordered custom Schlond Poofa-printed bed sheets, Barbie decided that enough was enough.
She hid it where she thought nobody would ever find it - in her revolving countertops. Unfortunately for her, Midge stumbled across it during her first visit to the Dreamhouse.
Barbie relocated the Schlond Poofa to Stacie’s camping bag in the hopes that it would never be found. Stacie unknowingly threw it into the forest while looking for the Schnoggin Wrench and after the Bear drove away in their camper, Barbie forgot to go back to collect it.
Meanwhile, news of Ken’s obsession quickly spread around Malibu like wildfire. After “Me” and “Raquelle” both failed, Raquelle desperately called out “Schlond Poofa” in an attempt to correctly answer the question “who is the love of Ken’s life?” during the I’m Barbie’s BFF game show.
While the other dolls went out to get sherbet, Raquelle instead decided to read up on the Schlond Poofa in the Barbie-pedia that Ken had written. When she discovered just how passionate Ken was about the muffler, she decided to tell Barbie in the hopes that it would break them up.
It had the opposite effect on the sweet natured Barbie and she felt guilty about losing the Schlond Poofa in the woods. Wracked with guilt, she decided the only way to make it up to Ken was to get him the best anniversary present ever.
Luckily, she finds the limited edition golden Schlond Poofa available for purchase and decides the best way to pay back Ken is with a new car.
She welds the golden Schlond Poofa onto Ken’s car extra tight so that it won’t fall off like hers did. Ken is ecstatic with the gift and decides to give it a test drive right away.
Unfortunately, the Schlond Poofa falls off almost instantly and Ken is suddenly struck with the realisation that it was the Schlond Poofa’s fault for falling off Barbie’s car a year ago after all.
Despite all of this, Raquelle continues to use her newfound knowledge of the Schlond Poofa to train her new dog, Brunhilde Ursula von Schnozzle. She reveals the object’s language of origin, German.
What will happen next???????
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this has been an informative guide
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#keyan#kyan#otp#homos#yaoi#gay#ryan#ken#baes#life#suit life#tumblr#bar#barbie life in the dreamhouse#blitdh#one punch man#best animu
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yisssss
#keyan#kyan#otp#ken#ryan#blitdh#barbie life in the dreamhouse#love#luv#love life#animo#best animu#yaoi#yaoj#jaoj#gay#full homo#homhom#homo#fairy tail#sherlock
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OMG LOOK AT THIS
WE ARE NOT ALONE OK
#KEYAN#KYAN#AMV#BEST ANIMO#CANON#OTP#RYAN#KEN#barbie life in the dreamhouse#BLITDH#BLEACH#POKEMON#YAOI#GAY#FULL HOMO#LOVE#LIFE
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“think about Ken”
“THINK ABOUT FUCKIN’ KEN”
“omg”
#baes#keyan#kyan#otp#ryan#ken#yaoi#gay#homo#this is anon#ok#so homo#shounen-ai#naroto#undertale#siusiake#homhom#keneki#barbie life in the dreamhouse#blitdh
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When someone tell me that in serie what I’m not watching a gay couple became canon
When I start watching this and this is my NOTP
#barbie life in the dreamhouse#blitdh#meme#love#ken#ryan#barbie#keyan#kylie jenner#undertale#one punch man#kattlett#duda
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KENYA = KEYAN
official OTP country ♡♡♡
#ken#ryan#kyan#keyan#otp#love#baes#yaoi#gay#homo#canon#barbie#life in the dreamhouse#kenya#tokyo ghoul#ebola#cheese
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keneki
#ken#barbie life in the dreamhouse#kaneki#tokyo ghoul#anime#best anime#barbie#naroto#naruto#yaoi#tentacle#au
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Hi~ ummm... Your last Keyan was soo perfect ♡ thank you very-very much 😍 Also if You would have some free time and want to do this... maybe could You draw one more or something? Just sayin' 😚 Thaaaanks ♡♡
ahhhh!!~~~
I watched some episodes……it is TOO FUNNY!!!!
and Ryan is HANDSOME aAHHHAhaaaaaaaaaaaaa(ToT)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEERYANN
Thank you for ask!!!!!!>
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20151101
doodles~
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MINE AND EVERY KYAN/KEYAN SHIPPER DREAMHOUSE :’‘‘)
#KYAN#KEYAN#BARBIE#barbie life in the dreamhouse#BAE#YAOI#HARD RAPE#GAY#HOMO#BI#ĄĄĄ#LION KING#hohenlimburg#KATTLETT#KAZIK#GIMPER#YOUTUBE#ONE PUNCH MAN#moriyasu madoka#GRAVITY FALLS#POTTER#KCKC
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YISSSS
#barbie life in the dreamhouse#ken#ryan#kyan#keyan#otp#yaoi#pride#awww#gay#moho#sao#snk#naruto#józka alert#hihyh#homo niewiadomo
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OMG MARRY ME <3 <3
Dude! Nyachu! My love! Can You do something to me? Pleaseeee ; w ; Can You draw one fanart? Just Kyan (I mean Ken x Ryan from Barbie Life in The Dreamhouse) pretty please ;;;; I need it to life I need to love ; w ; I really need Your help
for you, anon!!
maybe I can’t draw by computer in this week…because i have no time to draw by my laptop…(T~T
so this is hand drawing^v^) haaha
Kyan seems so good ship!!!! they are so handsome!!! Thank you for ask Anon!
if you want to ask again, then ask me with your tumblr! not anon!
then maybe i can draw more better XD
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