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gaylovecant · 17 days
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Every episode of supernatural I watch one of them is saying “we should Go and Hunt Monsters on The Road” and the other is saying “are you sure? What about that Recent Traumatic Event?” And then the first one goes “what would make me feel better is to Hunt, and Kill Monsters, on The Road”
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gaylovecant · 1 month
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Hes a pretty princess 👑🎀✨️
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gaylovecant · 1 month
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this would’ve 100% happened to jared jensen and misha had they streamed on set
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gaylovecant · 1 month
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the thing about supernatural is that, if it were real, hunting as a subculture would have a lot in common with biker and cowboy culture. it already does, aesthetically and as a lifestyle. and that means that it would be full of gay men, or at least gay sex. if supernatural were accurate men would’ve been cruising day and night at Ellen’s roadhouse and Bobby/Rufus would’ve been real. unfortunately no one involved in this goddamn show except maybe late-stage Misha Collins understood that they were making a show about queer masculinity’s place within the American gothic. tragic. many such cases.
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gaylovecant · 2 months
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destiel is like. i dont even know what it's like. it's a closed practice. you shouldnt watch supernatural . and you shouldnt appropriate our holidays because you dont celebrate in a cas honoring way. i went to fifteen years of supernatural school to learn how to act appropriately devout and people on the street who skimmed a tweet once think they know as much about supernatural as i do genius. i'm lost in this metaphor. sorry
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gaylovecant · 2 months
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i experience the serenity that comes with knowing that no one who votes against supernatural will ever know the exact chemical combination that made my hearing wash out and created such constant background adrenaline that i was sleeping 3 hours a night for a week and not even feeling it. and also induced a fever. you will go to your grave never grasping the heights of beauty in the world. you will go to your grave and never have experienced live canon destiel after being a closeted 14 year old. and that is enough for me
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gaylovecant · 2 months
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crowley: hello moos—
sam: L + ratio + fell off + i dont fucking like you + i was Supposed to rule in hell your rule is sloppy seconds + dean dumped you + im sleeping with your mom
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gaylovecant · 2 months
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dean saying "Hell no. 😐" to sam then immediately reassuring cas on the phone "No, not you. 🥺"
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gaylovecant · 2 months
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yes babe i love your dads leather jacket on you it looks like high fashion no it doesn’t make me think you have major issues
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gaylovecant · 2 months
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verbatim x dean winchester
you ever think about how dean projects his masculinity issues onto sam by teasing him for being "feminine." you ever think about dean's rise from the grave represents coming out. you ever think about the guns and bottles as metaphors. well i think about all of these things
happy slutty, slutty 45th birthday dean winchester <3
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gaylovecant · 2 months
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one of my favorite things about supernatural is the way they’re always very careful about how they put fake blood on dean. it’s always very pretty and deliberate and meaningful and not at all realistic: a single streak that looks like he’s crying blood, or a crack on his head that recalls his father’s death, or a messy stain over his mouth like messed up red lipstick etc.
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gaylovecant · 3 months
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"[x] is Destiel but better. [x] is Destiel but way worse. [x] is like if Destiel was canon. [x] queerbaited harder than Destiel." How little you understand about this world.
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gaylovecant · 4 months
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zachariah: famous for his saturation changes
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gaylovecant · 4 months
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dean winchester + reiteration/dean-as-xerox
9x22 “stairway to heaven” / @googledocsdyke / 3x10 “dream a little dream of me” / judith butler: “imitation and gender insubordination” / 8x17 “goodbye stranger” / squalloscope: “domino” / 6x15 “the french mistake” / @lesbianyuugi/ 7x06 “slash fiction” / judith butler / 9x22
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gaylovecant · 4 months
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LIKE A BAD DOG
dean winchester x dog motif, or : i am not a violent dog, i don’t know why i bite. you taught the dog to bite, you’re the one to blame. you’re an angel, i’m a dog. i love you like a dog (drooling and panting and messy). i’ll wait for you forever just like a dog. (begging for scraps of your love).
[ id: a digital collage with a dark background with a picture of fangs and a picture of dean in the middle. various pictures of dogs baring their teeth and one of two fingers in a mouth. in big ransom letters there’s written: i’m not a violent dog, i don’t know why i bite. ]
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gaylovecant · 4 months
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Being a misogynist does NOT make a man gay. Luckily dean winchester is gay for several other reasons
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gaylovecant · 4 months
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