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gay4elsa · 3 months
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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.
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gay4elsa · 3 months
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lgbt (linguine, garlic, basil, tomatoes)
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gay4elsa · 5 months
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gay4elsa · 5 months
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i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good
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gay4elsa · 5 months
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he fucking killed the other guy
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gay4elsa · 5 months
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gay4elsa · 5 months
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christianity isn’t real dude they made it up for supernatural
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gay4elsa · 5 months
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gay4elsa · 5 months
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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab
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gay4elsa · 7 months
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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
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gay4elsa · 7 months
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one of my fave posts honestly
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gay4elsa · 7 months
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Jller by Benjamin Maus and Prokop Bartonicek - a kinetic artwork that sorts thousands of random river stones by age
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gay4elsa · 7 months
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I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!
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gay4elsa · 7 months
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cr: 方面面
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gay4elsa · 7 months
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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
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gay4elsa · 7 months
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gay4elsa · 8 months
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I wear a bra not for my own comfort, but to keep others safe. to keep them contained.
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