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garrettauthor · 1 month
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Excited to announce the release of our new book, Quest! This mega-novel brings together 4 different series in an epic adventure. 
For those who are new here, fear not! Nightblade, the first book, is free as an e-book if you sign up for the newsletter (updates vary but I promise to never spam you). Join us for reading or listening at underrealm.net
Whose story are you most excited to see continue in Quest? Let us know in tags!
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garrettauthor · 1 month
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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,
As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—
            Only this and nothing more.”
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garrettauthor · 1 month
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I have strong opinions regarding the walrus/fairy poll
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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The book that inspired all of Underrealm is finally here! Go to underrealm.net to get the e-book or pre-order the book. 
If you aren’t caught up, feel free to check out the many other books in the world of Underrealm. The recommended reading order is found here: https://underrealm.net/book-order/
Have you read the Underrealm books already? Which series is your favorite? Let us know in the tags.
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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and i would swim 500 miles and i would waddle 500 more just to be the walrus that swam a thousand miles to knock on your door
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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new comic 🌙 lunar or later
Here's a link to the two bonus panels I drew for this one (it's on my patreon)
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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If only everyone would learn this the Internet would be a better place.
(I include myself in this castigation)
I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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I regret to inform you that a bunch of people who came up through fandom culture have gone on to become big or semi-big full time creators ourselves.
I am not going to abandon fan culture or fandom just because a microscopic slice of it focuses on my work.
It was the world I whetted my storytelling tools on. Why would I abandon it just because those tools helped me carve my own statues? How else can I keep them sharp?
I know the genie is out of the bottle and you can't go back but dear GOD I hate the mainstreamification of fandom so much
I do NOT want authors or showrunners or actors to acknowledge us or talk about fanfic or fanart or fan theories! I do NOT want people asking questions of the canon creators and getting them answered (make up your own answers, like god intended!) I do NOT want companies making jokey advertisements aimed toward fandom!
I know that fandom was never entirely underground but like... I miss that fourth wall existing, you know?
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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Signal boost!
Hello lovely Humans, I hope this reaches some people, so even If you dont have an answer maybe please share it with someone who might do? Only If you want to of course. So I am a writer and I am sort of in a dead end in my research. I am looking to hear some experiences of straight! (In this case it would have to be specifically heterosexual, sorry) people that have fallen in love/are in a relationship with a trans person (e.g. straight woman falls in love with trans dude and vice versa), because i want to write a couple like that in one of my stories. If there is anyone that is willing to share some insights into their experience, I would be sooo happy and grateful. I am not straight, but I am cis and I always want to make sure my writing never ever hurts anyone accidentally. I really hope this reaches someone.
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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This please. However bad the show is, please never never never say a bad word about the actors (unless they do terrible shit IRL outside of the show).
You have no idea how little power actors have in the creation of any media property.
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Just remember guys they're fucking kids.
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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I am crying laughing at this Mexican restaurant and the boomers at the next table are confused.
hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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That's about what it would be like.
Basically, our reaction to a walrus knocking:
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Vs
A fairy knocking:
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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Almost cracked the top 100 in the UK store! Thank you all so much!
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Tales of the Wanderer Volume 1 will be on sale from February 27th to March 2nd. Travel with Albern on a journey through the past and explore some of the various creatures of Underrealm!
This 3 in 1 deal is a sale within a sale; saleception.
Hop on over to BookBub or to underrealm.net for more books to catch up to where this excellent volume begins!  Having trouble figuring out where to begin? Check https://underrealm.net/book-order/ for a quick reference. Enjoy!
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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Hey! This is one of my favorite series I've written, and I want to give it some more love!
We're just about to crack the top 1,000 in LGBTQ+ fantasy on the US Kindle store, and we're already in the top 400 on the entire UK Kindle store!
Plus it's on sale everywhere--Kobo, iBooks, you name it.
It would be incredible if you'd pick it up here, or share the post to get some more eyes on some queer as fuck fantasy.
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Tales of the Wanderer Volume 1 will be on sale from February 27th to March 2nd. Travel with Albern on a journey through the past and explore some of the various creatures of Underrealm!
This 3 in 1 deal is a sale within a sale; saleception.
Hop on over to BookBub or to underrealm.net for more books to catch up to where this excellent volume begins!  Having trouble figuring out where to begin? Check https://underrealm.net/book-order/ for a quick reference. Enjoy!
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garrettauthor · 2 months
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Excited to announce the release of our new book, Quest! This mega-novel brings together 4 different series in an epic adventure. 
For those who are new here, fear not! Nightblade, the first book, is free as an e-book if you sign up for the newsletter (updates vary but I promise to never spam you). Join us for reading or listening at underrealm.net
Whose story are you most excited to see continue in Quest? Let us know in tags!
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