had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

autism

everybody in the notes

Captions shouldn’t be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

JCT LI

i miss the late 2000s trend where artists would play their own romantic rivals in music videos

um, can you put that pussy on a coaster? thanks

sorry but who actually wants gay rep in marvel movies. like who wants to see that. who tf wants to see two bland and utterly sexless characters in cgi clothing who communicate entirely through snappy one liners fall in what can generously be described as Love just bc they're lesbians this time. gay rep in a marvel film would be the cinematic equivalent of an Old Navy Pride Month Collection. I hate to say it but even the general concept of being gay would be polluted if there was a gay lead in a marvel film. being gay wouldn't be cool anymore if there was a gay lead in a marvel film. is that what you want? for being gay to not be cool anymore? I hope every marvel character is straight forever

parents please make sure to check your kids’ halloween candy. just found all nine circles of hell in some chocolate

Encountered this sweet little fool last night

Unmute !