a dog: makes a dog sound
me: i know, i know. i understand. me too
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How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so
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The more you know
Next time you get a "tumblr/facebook questionnaire" asking you to work out your porn star name or something, remember this...
Your mother’s maiden name, the name of your first pet, your birthday and the first street you grew up on are usually the same fields used for password security reset questions
Stay Frosty
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when you walk into class and somebody is sitting in your seat
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