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Former Gastroenterologist: shit is either in your ass or in the toilet
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my straight rockstar is more bisexual than your straight rockstar
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Yeah I got reincarnated as human way to early I need a few thousand more cycles as a locust and a magpie before I can actually manage this shit
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Whaleblr
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thar she blows lol!
#whaling #whalefluincer #spermlife #newbedford
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Ugh, ran out of hemp rope again... Anyway, the last trip to the Sandwich Isles was sooo fun so I'll probably be uploading the pictures for that voyage soon so stay tuned.
#the link to my album of pictures from the north island of new zealand should still be in my bio btw
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IMPORTANT PSA
If I have to see another post referring to the native inhabitants of Kokovoko as "savages" again I'm literally going to kill myself. Seriously. Stop.
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Literallyyyyy
#cannibals is okay I guess since they literally do eat people #but you're on thin ice #fr queequeg is the nicest guy I've ever met in my entire life and he's not even a Christian so that's #saying something #you guys could learn a thing or two from him #hypocrisy #weareallbrothers #christianbrotherhoodisalie
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Whalers only please! Merchants DNI!!!
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lamooooo fuck youuuuuuu new bedford RULES
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umm everyone reblogging this should know that op thinks that the right whale has more commercial value than the sperm whale sooo
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I literally don't??? Why would I think that?
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You were in a call-out post back in 1832
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Are we just gonna ignore that @/counterpane collects shrunken heads???????
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Guess ehat just fuckming happennd to me
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I hate that bitch M*by D*ck so much it's unreal
#i just heard from the crew of the Jeroboam that it ate an entire company off the coat of Japan #if you're still a white whale apologist after reading that #feel free to unfollow me
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Apparently it's "problematic" to hunt the white whale since it's represents god and white supremacy and erectile dysfunction and occult forces beyond mortal comprehension but if you're really one of these people saying that then you need to go outside and touch seawater
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THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING somepeople take this stuff too seriously
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How did I get here
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Summer reading!
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I can't read what does this say
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Girl what
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know him? i ATE him!
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Why is Starbuck looking kinda 👀 today
#starbuckposting #like yeah I know he looks like an Egyptian mummy come to life #you guys can stop telling me that #maybe that's part of the appeal leave me alone
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Hast thou prayed to the LORD thy God today?
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Does yojo count?
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No. Thou art going to Hell.
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No YOURE going to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've prayed :DDD
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Anyone else ever experience crushing survivor's guilt???
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LMAO MEEEEEEE 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
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her: you must be bob dylan with a blonde emo fringe wig under a blue beanie at the sundance film festival in 2003 if you think we fucking
me:
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(guy who hasnt ever seen anything) i dont know what that is. it kind of reminds me of nothing
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we need a corpse floating facedown in a swimming pool emoji
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no, i'm not high. my eyes are red because of the insatiable bloodlust i am experiencing. god you could be a little sympathetic.
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putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are
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