proposed changes to retail environment
minimum kill allowance of 1 customer/week
minimum allowance of 2 beers/8 hour shift
minimum wage $50/hour
big TV in every store and we take turns picking whats on
minimum of 2 half-hour breaks per 8 hr shift, not counting smoke breaks and penis breaks
100% employee discount
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need that guy to lose soooooo much blood
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happy pokemon day real tumblr users
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From "The Twelve Tasks of Asterix" ("Les Douze travaux d'Ast茅rix", 1976)
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i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)
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we've done it again folks
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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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