imagine being in a throuple and you’re the one who has to sit in the backseat
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Back into Cyberpunk 2077
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Wonderful gift art by @yuntosantiano
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Someone saying this to Johnny....
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due to personal reasons I will be cheating death
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"Least I can jerk off...what's it like living in a whole body chastity belt Smasher? that why you always got this fuckin hate boner?...gotta get off somehow I guess...even you."
"Funny you say that considering you seem to suffer from both." Smasher chuckled. "Has your arm failed while jerking off yet?"
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Smasher/ @musesbykai said: "Your meat is failing you Johnny boy." - Smasher
"Better to have it fail than suffer from some major fuckin' malfunction like you, you big borg fuck."
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"........"
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"Glad to be of service, I'll make sure I make it worth your while in the future."
"I have no doubt you do, Johnny. But, I must admit, your company alone is more than enough to scratch my masochistic itch."
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???] said: *slaps his ass for a screenshot sound*
"Fuck off! Haven't you heard of look don't fuckin' touch!? If you're gonna touch at least gimmie some damn eddies."
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"Huh...yeah...wonder where you cudda seen me before huh?"
His brow raised behind those trademark shades, necking the rest of the bottle in his chrome palm without a breather, clearly, Silverhand was being sarcastic, feigning offence in his voice.
{Starter from s.c. for: @fucktyrants}
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❝Y'know, you share a similar face with someone I've seen pop up in media. A celebrity perhaps?❞ He's not keeping up with anyone with a famous (or infamous) reputation.
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"Well done captain obvious, ain't no one gotten into a fight from offering someone else a fuckin' smoke or helpin' an old lady across the road...fuck."
'Says the one who has gotten in more fights from being sarcastic than he has being friendly.'
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