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fuckoffpaul · 3 years
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thinking about last year when kaysar said “we’re gonna form an all girls alliance... and me” it’s the sexiest thing a man has ever said in that house 😩 i miss you every day king
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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Good thing I’m not emotionally invested in anyone going into this triple eviction
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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Ngl I cackled
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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David is giving me crackdt energy tonight and I’m not complaining at all
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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Listen I am so glad David took himself off & Dani put T*ler on the block, but why is David lying about being the one to use the power? Like what is the point of that? It's just making him look more suspicious like he's part of some alliance that literally does not exist...
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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You know, this is an excellent point that I’ve been too angry to even really consider.
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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thinking about fessys eviction speech when he called angela out for wearing a fake engagement ring at the grocery store followed by “just relax i promise you’re not all that.”
yea ❤️
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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Actual footage of Tyler speaking to Grodner when the feeds cut
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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So Tyler really wasted all that energy getting Janelle and Kaysar out just to quit? Chaotic evil. Period.
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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Why is Tyler trying to evict himself the biggest game move of the season ??
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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Can you believe they had bias training this year just to end up with, Cody, Tyler, and Enzo in the F3 ??
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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Breaking Down Big Brother: is this player really a legend or are they simply a white male in a game that clearly favors them?
Legend Status-
Dan: YES
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Dan is one of the greatest players of all time. A strategic and ruthless player he earned his spot in the final 2 twice. Despite his horrible decision to meddle in this season he is still a legend and Dan's funeral will always be one of the most iconic moments in BB history.
Paul: NO
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Paul learned nothing from his first time playing and lost not once but TWICE due to horrible jury management. Even w/ production adding the friendship twist specifically for him + his other HG's rudimentary understanding of the game he still couldn't get a win under his belt.
Will: YES
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Dr. Will is not only a BB legend he's basically a BB god. Proof that this game is far more than competitions he shaped what ultimately became the way the greats played Big Brother. Funny, charismatic, and conniving he is everything you could want in a champion.
Derrick: NO
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Derrick played in a season of recruits who were more interested in upholding bro code than they were with winning BB. He only won due to Cody's ridiculous choice to take him to F2 KNOWING he would lose. He's never returned as to not have to play against any real players.
Ian: YES
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Ian played against some of the greatest players of all time and still managed to win. With a great read on the house and no fear of making big moves. Most notably taking out Boogie who was not only a seasoned and conniving player but who went into the game as Ian's "mentor."
Jackson: NO
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Does this even need an explanation? He only won because the house was a hyper masculine and toxic environment that only targeted women and POC. Only made it to F2 with Holly because Cliff/Nicole were too stupid to split them up when Holly was OTB during Jackson's own HOH.
Andy: KIND OF
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Andy played a rats game but he played it incredibly well. He is underrated for playing an ACTUAL floaters game and not just floating along hoping to make jury. Still he mostly won the final vote due to GinaMarie being so unlikable and less based on his actual gameplay.
Tyler: TBD
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Tyler's jury management was SO poor. He actively isolated people knowing he was going to need their vote later. He made too many promises he couldn't keep even when they did nothing to further his game. He could redeem himself this season but based on BB20 he's not a legend.
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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rob: “Did this experience sour you against potentially ever coming back for like a “Big Brother Legends” season?”
janelle: “You know what’s funny? I thought this season WAS gonna be a season of legends. Then I walked into the house, and I was like ‘Damnit.’”
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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KING 🥴
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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when kaysar said heaven is a destination and one’s religion is simply the vehicle they choose to get there
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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nic f was crying over bay’s comment and dani said “no that’s not nice [nicole] is sensitive about that” AS IF THEY HAVENT BEEN BEING MEAN AND TREATING JANELLE LIKE SHIT ALL SEASON???????? i can’t with this high school mean girl drama sh^t
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fuckoffpaul · 4 years
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I actually snorted at this tweet
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