idk if this is a trope or whatever but i love it so much when fictional characters massively downplay the severity of their injuries but in more of a comedic way than a tragic one. like some guy gets impaled and they just glance down at the shard of metal sticking out of them and say some dumb bullshit like "oh man. that's gonna need some ice." and then pass out while all their friends yell at them for being an unfunny idiot with terrible priorities.

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

what should i get at ihop

hmmm

superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.

this could be used to describe some people in general

Is how to train your dragon a horse girl movie?

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw