things to say to a person having a weed panic attack

damn that sounds really scary. ive never heard of that ever happening to anyone else who did weed. you probably broke your brain and it's gonna be stuck like that forever

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

other than that mrs lincoln did you enjoy the play

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

seeing that all your friends did a group event together without you has gotta be one of the top 5 worst feelings ever

He do be squintin

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

hmm

“Im not dignifying that with a response” gets me every time. Im not acknowledging tht stupid ass shit

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

stop diagnosing people with neurological conditions on their posts. were you people raised in a barn.

adulthood is like....I’m trying to get back into the concept of having hobbies

pick one you bald genderless idiot

A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.