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person: yo can i get a sip from ur water bottle?
me: oh that’s not water
person: ooo vodka even better ;)
me: nope. those are my emotions (:
person: ...
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currently remembering...how do i stop???
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wait so you’re telling me that you’re supposed to play fireboy and water girl with another person??!!?! i’ve just been playing it by myself this whole time....
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as someone who has and uses tik tok, i love seeing the ads for it on other things because they’re just not accurate. tik tok is great! it’s people reading at laughing at memes from tumblr and reddit etc and one person doing something then everyone else doing it until the trend dies. also charli d’amelio.
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my roommate painted me a froggy chair!!!
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ok but why am i so good at talking to my crush irl but can’t text him to save my LIFE???
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one time my brother texted me and asked since satan was forced to slither around in the dirt by god after the story of adam and eve, if before that he was just bouncing around on his tail like “boing boing i’m satan” and i haven’t been the same since
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Party rock anthem has the same bpm as Cotton eyed joe. You’re welcome.
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