growing up with noisy family members has completely gotten rid of my fear. i’ll hear a loud noise in the middle of the night and be like “oh, it’s just *sibling*”. and i’ll sit there for a second before i’m like “THEY DONT FUCKING LIVE HERE ANYMORE”
so i was reading the wikipedia article on elton john (as one does), and i started CACKLING because apparently some christians got mad at him for describing jesus as a “compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems”