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it’s all fun and games until you get bitten by a snail
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growing up with noisy family members has completely gotten rid of my fear. i’ll hear a loud noise in the middle of the night and be like “oh, it’s just *sibling*”. and i’ll sit there for a second before i’m like “THEY DONT FUCKING LIVE HERE ANYMORE”
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*john mulaney voice* is it a he??? or is it a she??? that’s up to YEE
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so i was reading the wikipedia article on elton john (as one does), and i started CACKLING because apparently some christians got mad at him for describing jesus as a “compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems”
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hrngg….. a n o l e
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physically i am here, but mentally i am 8 years old and lost in a mall
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road trips
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
softshell turtles are some of the weirdest animals ive ever seen
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softshell turtles are some of the weirdest animals ive ever seen
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yall want some
damnation water
from ebay
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interviewer: you are straight
kermit: 😐
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update for everyone- george now has a friend to soak with! her name is pickle and theyre buddies
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i did NOT expect george’s fountain to get so popular
here’s some more photos of the happy moist man
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another shitty art idea:
chickens but with sexy human legs.
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since everyone seemed so fond of george, id like to show you all where he sits when not in his fountain :)
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i did NOT expect george’s fountain to get so popular
here’s some more photos of the happy moist man
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george is quite fond of the water fountain in the living room
(!!water is dechlorinated!!its safe!!hes good!!)
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this showed up in my feed at 2am and for some reason it made me l o o s e m y s h i t
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