There's a cinematic equivalent of "this meeting could have been an email" where you get about two hours into a feature-length blockbuster and it occurs to you that this would have lost nothing meaningful if it had been a ten-minute short film on YouTube.

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

"Cyber Svetlana" 2021. by polinatammi on instagram

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

antivaxxers think kids r getting autism at much higher rates due to heavy metals in vaccines, meanwhile back in the 1950's lead was a lawn pesticide

Garden boxing, 1940s

someone talk about the Nona grief with me. Someone talk to me about the grief.

Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don't even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn't a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.

Harrow's necromantic power includes the ability to create underlighting whenever it's necessary.

Bonus:

every time I see “life is too short and love is too long” I think of that neruda quote “loving is so short and forgetting is so long” and that makes me think of gideon and harrow and also the lyctors and their ten thousand years without their cavaliers and then I want to eat glass. anyway how is everyone else doing?

Yeah, but also:

Hi Tumblr! It’s been [redacted] years that I haven’t posted something, which is rather silly actually. Fixing that.

Anyway, here’s Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb series! :) Enjoy!