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Everybody ditched me, not cool. Did you make out with Melissa McCartney? I would. By the way, I missed you.
Best time ever in LA! My mum’s making a film with Melissa McCarthy ‘nd also I met 50 Cent?
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Was I supposed to vacuum or something? Nobody told me to...
Our apartment is still a mess.
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I was about to say not cool to ditch me for a week but I realized I did the exact same thing... So hey.
Week in Miami and never thought I’d miss Covington.
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I'm sorry, is spending my day off playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer not productive?
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See, I'm pretty sure everyone spent last night getting piss drunk. I know I did.
Like a true non-American, my father, brother, and I spent last night being entirely British and getting piss drunk. Lovely way to celebrate Independence Day, if you ask me.
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Sometimes I just feel like shit for a long time. Just happens.
I guess. Why do you feel like shit? I know why I do, fucking allergies man.
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I feel like shit, that's why. Are you gonna come inside or not?
Why do I always feel like you’re saying that?
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Ohhhh shiiiiit....yeah. It's all I've done lately.
That’s what ya’ve been doin’ all day?
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Woah, woah, woah. You're not mad at me anymore?
What’s 505? S’that a song? Sounds like a silly title, though I’m sure I shouldn’t judge.
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Tonight? Nah... Come hang out, we'll sell tomorrow.
Hey, maybe you should push the new project…
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Pretty sure I've listened to 505 for hours now... I really think I need to do something that isn't lay in bed and listen to music.
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so here's the deal, I'm working the next six of seven days so it's safe to say that my activity is going to suffer even more. I might have to declare a semi-hiatus, I'll let the main know but I figured I'd tell everyone too just to show that I'm not a flake. I love you all. Mwah kisses. Let's hope Tate doesn't steal anyone's stuff while I'm gone
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@tatertots: when business actually takes you out of town wow this is new
#aka im really busy im sorry#things should be slowing down#i'll make my task soon i promise#*do my task fuck#tweets
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I'm not really into it... I just want to get laid again.
Rescue her? Freak out with her, bro.
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Text - Schmate ♥
Lucy: YOU FUCKING LIL SHIT HEAD TATE SAUNDERS GO TO HELL
Lucy: HOW IS IT MY DOORMAN AND PEOPLE AT THE STORE KNOW OF YOUR CURRENT NONEXISTENT SEX LIFE
Lucy: YOURE AS BAD AS A GOSSIPY HOUSE WIFE
Lucy: also I miss you and Australia isn't playing today so pls come over :(
Tate: ...why are u so mean to me
Tate: ok i'll come over just bc i love you
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I think it's safe to say that if Australia loses, I'm a dead man in that I'm never getting laid again and the fact that she's gonna be mean for like the rest of our lives. I can't have my future wife being mean forever.
Did Australia lose again? ‘Cause if they did, I think it’s safe to say that you are never getting laid again, ever. She seems to take football very seriously.
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